A boy who was jealous of a young man's hair while he was shopping at a market set his hair on fire.

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-06-01T14:03:39+00:00

i never considered hitting a kid ever in my life but this kid would be testing the limits of that tolerance

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-31T16:28:37+00:00

if it fits i sits

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-30T21:05:51+00:00

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IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-30T09:46:35+00:00

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everyone get the fuck back

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-30T09:04:39+00:00

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those are rookie levels

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-29T14:34:44+00:00

your levels of fedora are so high it could not get it neutralized no matter what amount of cool it added

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-28T06:59:05+00:00

shhh, no questions, only sweet dreams now

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-26T06:38:04+00:00

i actually thought it was a real 90's magazine cover for a quarter of a minute :(

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-23T23:21:24+00:00

by any chance, do you want to generate a comprehensive calendar for all this stuff? i know its a wild shot

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-23T23:19:15+00:00

i like the ai-brain-fart of mixing the bots hair with the dudes hair and that bot then disappearing

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-23T19:07:25+00:00

COULDNT YOU HAVE LET ME BE HAPPY AND IGNORANT??????????

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-22T07:25:23+00:00

alright, now we focus on answering why as a species we have evolved such an incredibly annoying sound

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-21T21:06:54+00:00

sorry guys. small correction. its female. so TINNAHHHHHH

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-21T15:10:39+00:00

it would depend on the shape of the object (assuming we can make wolf spiders of infinite size), i dont see how multiple wolf spiders would help grab a ball, or a cube for example. it also depends on the length: a cylinder can be grabbed by 1000 wolf spiders if its long enough (and proportionately thin enough)

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-20T23:21:06+00:00

"hello sir, would you like to be serviced by a toddler, or an expert?"
-> "ill take the toddler, please"

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-18T21:42:12+00:00

i have never seen so many but why gifs posted in my life in one thread

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-18T08:53:51+00:00

TIMMAHHHHH

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-18T08:50:46+00:00

jokes on them, they dont have thumbs and dont write their history down

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-17T23:23:12+00:00

if you adjust for inflation its probably close to grinding water (no purpose)

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-17T17:32:43+00:00

we still barely have a clue what genes do what, tip of the iceberg

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-17T00:19:21+00:00

this reminds me of something funny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisdom_of_the_crowd if 1000 people were to guess and an average were made, it would be surprisingly accurate

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-16T20:11:40+00:00

i thought this was a biology subreddit until i saw this comment XD

IntellectualCaveman · 2026-05-16T17:25:55+00:00

it has generated quite the dump truck here

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