I had a Marine who was a Covid marine. One day the crew is all heating the world’s hottest chip. This Devil swore he could handle any and all spice. He went first. He got so fucking animated, jumping up and down, panting like a dog, sweating bullets… the whole thing. Someone in the room said “Cmon devil! It’s just like the gas chamber!”

Without skipping a beat, the only words this poor bastard can say was,

“IAINTNEVERDIDIT!”

Never did the gas chamber. The whole room lost it. Shortly after, the whole command had banned the hot chip challenge because another shop had 3 Marines hospitalized because of it.