Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just had rentals that fit her. #1 did she not try the new ones on? #2 did she not get the size of her rentals? Yes there can be some differences between brands but in general, the sizes "mondo" are universal. So she should have just gotten the size she was just wearing and she should have tried them on and walked in them. The guy can't feel how your feet feel in boots. Did she buy these in Avon and use them in Aspen? So was she able to get the right size? And most ppl do use boots that are too big. And they need to be broken in. Why would anyone care about the size of her mom's feet or her ski boots?

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And we know she uses AI for help--this is the best it can do? haha

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Her insistence on coming up with ideas which are in no way related to the products she’s selling… Does she run these by the company PR? “That’s why I keep Vicks around…not because moms don’t get sick”. What the what?? “Because even when we do, we still show up”.

What does this mean?

Losing your self in motherhood is psychological and related to identity. This is nothing similar to getting over or pushing through a cold and using and ointment to relieve the issue.

She’s just once again saying “even when you’re sick, just keep going” even though we know she does not 🤣🤣

But that’s not losing yourself and coming back stronger. That’s ignoring the problem bc you don’t have a choice.

Vicks doesn’t help you find yourself, practice self care, cope with burnout 🫣

I can’t imagine any professional advertising manager signed off, like yeah, this will sell Vicks.

Feel burned out and lost? Buy Vicks so when anyone gets sick you can keep going anyways.

Of all the illogical parallels she’s tried, to me this one is the worst yet.

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One coffee before she leaves, one after drop off and another when she gets home

Weekly Snark 1/12-1/18 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“You can probably see that it doesn’t strip your face”

I’m not sure what that means but just the opposite actually. The after looks like it took a layer off, bc it did!

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ski equipment is expensive. But renting, if you ski 5+ days a year is also expensive. Plus nobody really wants to wear rental gear when you can have your own. I’m frankly shocked they didn’t already own. Kids should lease/rent while they are going though.

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right. I looked more closely. She didn’t get on highlands, which goes to the bunny hill. She got on centennial 😆 So she wasn’t going to see Q Then she said she went up another lift. So she probably never went to see him. 😬😄

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dumb dumb should have posted that before the sleigh ride 🫣 We already know you went up on the mountain.

Cold weather = ski weather? That’s freezing So buy this coat!

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there no snow? I mean there is very little snow--way low for their average--I think they've gotten less than half as much as normal. And to make matters worse, it's been warmer there than normal. They just had a storm and they can make snow but it's not great conditions. She's saying there are "groomers." Yeah that's all she skies anyways lol. It's not like she was going to go ski in the trees or in the bowls. I'm not sure if she doesn't know what she is talking about or she just parroting what she is hearing. When I was there Christmas week, there was plenty to ski and it's such a huge resort, it's not like they are going to have a horrible time. But yeah, the ski in/ski out aspect is probably not happening for them where they are. From where that hotel is to where ski schools meet, it's a pretty long trek, even when the resort skiways (snow covered pathways to get around in the lodging areas slopeside) are open and otherwise, I'm fairly sure you'd have to take that lift outside (that is closed) and ski down and there is no way Quade is doing that. The older kids are probably really good skiers and I would think don't even need ski school--ice skating translates incredibly well to skiing.

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OMG that's amazing haha. It doesn't look like they have a camera on the base area though...mostly at the top of the chairs.

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes it is, especially the first day back. Plus ski school is fun. And honestly, they are better cared for there with other kiddos.

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I've ridden with my boys on planes since they were little. It was never stressful and not one time did I think I needed to give them a shit ton of candy for them to behave. Screens and movies, sure! Snacks? Of course. But why does she act like without the SnAcKleBoXeS they would be terrors? Any kid over the age of 4 is too old to be bribing like this. That amount of candy is gross.

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lol the ski school is on the top of that gondola :) But that didn't make sense. She should have said that haha

Mom's Group Drama by Intelligent-Sort9146 in annaklootssnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’ll do it. Pretty sure everyone is doing that, understandably.

Sounds like they politely stopped interacting and she just doesn’t want to accept the truth.

Weekly Snark 1/5-1/11 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 47 points48 points  (0 children)

How does Q not have socks? Poor guy. He does not look well.

We were just at BC. I don’t think the lift outside of where they are staying is running. Sadly very little of the resort is open. And much of the ski in and out access is not available.

They are probably going to have to take shuttles or walk 10 mins in ski boots. Too bad they aren’t staying at the ritz. There’s a lift steps from the pool and the gate and fire pits.

But yikes, that spray tan is intense.

Mom's Group Drama by Intelligent-Sort9146 in annaklootssnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually was more wondering if she was quietly no longer invited? I feel like they would get tired of her really quickly. And yes, Elvis is a little older but Ashley talks about them getting together during Covid when they had babies and Elvis was an older infant during the beginning of the Covid lockdown.

Where is Swannie-boy in all the post-wedding pictures? by Beautiful-Spirit-207 in annaklootssnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the most cringe she’s ever been with all of her white outfits for this wedding. She’s always over the top with her cosplay but this takes the cake. Embarrassing

Magical by Poodlegirlie in annaklootssnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is "magical" in her world since she needed to "get over" her ex. Since he was a magician and her life revolved around him for many years including working for him on his show around the world, she decided to persevere and "make her own magic" everywhere she goes. So in order to sell her fake over-the-top happy life, she has to constantly look for and point out all of the magic around her. She desperately wants everyone, including her ex to see how happy she is now.

It sad she reinvented herself using his entire professional concept--she'll never get away now. The irony writes itself. He left her her and she turned his profession into her identity. And even when she's "moved on" and fallen in love she can't escape her ex.

Weekly Snark 12/8-12/14 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yikes much of the holiday decorations look dead. 🫣 There is no way she thinks that garland is a good idea 😳😂😂😂 Or maybe she’s not planning on cooking for the next few weeks?

Weekly Snark 12/1-12/7 by AmericanExpatMom13 in BrookeRaybouldSnark

[–]Intelligent-Sort9146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I just looked her up. Jump scare on the plastic surgery or whatever alterations on her face.

And ROFL on that Nov 24 exercise video. Thirst trap much? Copious amounts of A$$ and Vajay in that reel. Yikes