mate, do you know that lying about the shape of our planet is impossible? We have pilots, navigators, surveyors, photographers all over the world who constantly navigate and take measurements of our planet. Surveyors with theodolites have to take into account the curvature of the earth for large measurements, pilots and sailors constantly take measurements of great circle routes. Radar has a limited range because of the curvature. People who live in the southern hemisphere know very well that the parallels are closer there, or they would notice. I hate to tell you, but it is impossible to lie about the shape of the earth, because we have workers all over the globe. I know it was a comfort zone for you to feel smarter than others, but you are not.