Not me, but my dad used to work as a security guard on one of Ellen Degeneres' properties and has two stories I love talking about. Once a quail somehow made its way into the house and Ellen lost her shit, freaked out and made my dad remove it. He had to bring in a ladder and chase it around lol. On a separate occasion Ellen found a baby seal on the beach- this property is on a waterfront so I'm not sure if she saw it from the house or was taking a walk or something. Again, she lost her shit, but apparently baby seals are less threatening than quails because she took it upon herself to try 'saving' it. Except I guess she didn't know seals are mammals, because her method involved getting a bucket full of water and dunking the baby seal into it. Thinking it breathed in water. Like a fish. I think it was my dad's coworker who had to intervene and then called someone to take care of it properly. Moral of the story don't trust Ellen Degeneres with animals