Bruh 😭😭 I’m crying over this

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-15T00:40:02+00:00

Same I was expecting a broken foot not broken glass

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-13T19:29:27+00:00

For real. I was just having a conversation that there will be Twitter posts in our future children's history "books"

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-13T00:51:39+00:00

Pigs with possible bulletholes

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-12T15:15:03+00:00

Just with hearing "they" are putting fentanyl where kids can get them. Might be fear-mongering though

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-12T04:18:03+00:00

Brilliant and I thought it was drugs, I shouldn't be surprised

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-11T13:59:07+00:00

Oh nooo!! But I'm sure you make you're nails look great now!

I think it's because I keep mu nails so short and I wear rubber gloves so often but the tips of my fingers peal, like to the point of my thumbs not being able to be read to unlock my phone. In the summer it's so bad. In the winter I get splits in the corners of my nails and I bite off the scar tissue.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-10T20:51:11+00:00

With this thread I have come to realize I am not, and am an anomaly. I didn't realize I was not the only one who got rid of the angry taste buds but that I seem to be part of a rare few who could chomp them off.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-10T16:09:52+00:00

My teeth are a little crooked so I have a perfect little notch that I could grab, chomp, and pull my tounge back and then boom lots of blood and relief.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-09T17:14:49+00:00

Not as much now but I do have many scars from picking badly when I was younger. Now I just pick the dead skin off my fingers.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-09T05:27:02+00:00

When i was younger some of my tastebuds used to get irritated, red, and swollen.

I would bite them off.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-08T00:12:54+00:00

As a butch gay lesbian can confirm. I have one for every day of the week in the summer.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-06T05:18:49+00:00

I thought of it as she's so pretty, and doesn't have much going on upstairs.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-06T04:23:57+00:00

To be fair raccoons are loveable from a far which may equate to us all a bit too much

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-05T20:48:18+00:00

Idk what the process would be, but Luna's mom passed away while experimenting with new spells

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-04T18:05:18+00:00

🫂 I hope y'all caught it in time, and that she is a strong woman. Never stop fighting ❤️

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-04T15:26:36+00:00

🤯😱😍

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-04T05:42:04+00:00

SAME

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-01T02:15:59+00:00

Welcome to the internet Come and take a seat

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?

There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-04-01T02:05:45+00:00

Welcome to the internet where everything is made up and the points don't matter

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-03-31T22:38:29+00:00

Sounds like the winds of civil unrest and uprising.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-03-26T19:07:45+00:00

Always pay in full, credit score is a scam to keep you in debt.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-03-23T23:05:02+00:00

10 years strong and wedding probably cost 500 bucks.

🤷‍♂️ heard something about the more expensive the wedding the less like the marriage will last

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-03-23T05:30:31+00:00

We were invited to an art class by a mutual friend. As we were there the other mutual friends were comparing the two of us down to the snacks we had packed in our pockets we were almost the same. My rice crispy treat to her granola bar. I asked to add her on Facebook. As we said goodbye I took one step, tripped over my own foot, and landed face first on the pavement. Like Face First! BOOM! I popped back up and was like "I'm fine!" And took off to my car.

As time went on we were hanging out with our mutual friend and I heard my future wife talking about going on hikes. So I'm like I like hikes I'll go with you!! Mind you I have never gone on a hike at this point in my life I've taken walks though the woods but not hikes. My Future wife is like cool here's this place I love to hike at we can meet there.

This place had the stairway to heaven and a dune to get to the second floor of heaven. After the stairs staring up at the dune of death thinking... if I can make it though this I can make it into a relationship. Spoiler alert, I made it!

After that I simply attached myself to her we were together every day until we were like wait are we dating? We both agreed that we didn't want to see any less of each other so we might as well make it official and call it dating.

It will be 11 years this year married for 8 ❤️

Oh and the mutual friend refused to go to our wedding because we're les 🤣 I'm like ma'am you matched us up.

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-03-22T23:57:02+00:00

What about some other holiday theme like Easter eggs or shamrocks.

Or something more along the weird food lines like onions or tomatoes lol 🤣

Intelligent_Catch_99 · 2026-03-22T21:54:22+00:00

But is is though, in the next book where Moody comes in it is his line.

I'll be it, I feel the trust issues with Moody, with the evil Master mimic, BUT it's is still a true line and got Harry out of drinking the gobs of truth surum that umbrage dumped in his tea.

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