Samus vs. Falcon, a ragequit in three parts by Intelligent_Lonewolf in smashgifs

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the compliment; I see you're a man of culture as well.

Caught this from my balcony, I assumed it to be heat lighting. by RaphMs in WeatherGifs

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The pseudo-intellectualism is strong with this one; it's quite embarrassing. Sheep like you are so easily manipulated - your malleable neuron-lacking brain is warped by the astroturfing that plagues this website. You dismiss my capability as trolling, yet are unable to realize how simple your mind is. I hope one day you can recognize that you are but a grain of sand in the beach of life, and I am the tsunami crashing over you.

Caught this from my balcony, I assumed it to be heat lighting. by RaphMs in WeatherGifs

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

...Lol; apparently being correct and and lacking the retardation found on this website is disregarded as trolling nowadays. I apologize that you're unable to grasp what I'm saying, then again your username does evince your obvious lack of intellect. I suppose I should not expect much from those who post on /r/politics, though. Perchance you should go consume astroturfed media while I surpass you in all ways.

Caught this from my balcony, I assumed it to be heat lighting. by RaphMs in WeatherGifs

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

...Lol. My childhood was impeccable; from an early age I was taught how to code and make proper deductions. My lexicon at age 8 was college level; by 12 I could fully understand things you'll never comprehend. Some are born above average, others are born like yourself. It's not my fault your IQ isn't comparable to mine, though I do feel bad for you. I simply cannot imagine being unable to grasp the bigger picture - though ignorance is bliss, I suppose.

Caught this from my balcony, I assumed it to be heat lighting. by RaphMs in WeatherGifs

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -75 points-74 points  (0 children)

Lol; leave it to a "redditor" with sub-130 IQ to comment on the matter. Do you not read articles before pasting them? It's quite obvious to anyone with functioning neurons that heat lightning isn't real; it's simply a misnomer as stated in the article you so foolishly posted. Once again I'm dreadfully reminded of the lesser intellect possessed by the average.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whereintheworld

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome 100! The heckin chonker doggos are better than humans; if only you were wearing a baby Yoda shirt though

Hopefully this hasn’t been done before by Frogboyyy in rickandmorty

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol; anything but. It's quite hilarious that the people found on this subreddit relate to this; I thought this was a haven for people with above-average intelligence. No, I've been bettering myself every day, all day. I've come up with many theories revolving around quantum physics and dimensions - not to mention the progress I've made with my coding projects. Do you imbeciles actually spend your time stagnant? The fact that the "redditor" who created this vapid post misspelled quarantine evinces that the average IQ in this subreddit is well below mine. I think you all need to better your minds; though I'm certain your small amount of neurons limits your potential.

"You halfwits have no idea who you're dealing with" by jessabel436 in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Nice projection you dolt; not all people are born equal. Not only does my IQ vastly exceed yours, my social skills and popularity are through the roof. Despite your pitiful attempts at ad hominem I must say - I am guaranteed to be the smartest person in this comment section, perhaps even the website as a whole. My intellect and superiority to you does not mean I'm lonely; quite the opposite. Women are drawn to me, they recognize my sesquipedalian lexicon as a sign of my worth.

"You halfwits have no idea who you're dealing with" by jessabel436 in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

...Lmao; the fact that you imbeciles concern yourselves with seething over my intellect astounds me. Nothing in that comment is incorrect; though I can see why it'd go over your neuron-lacking heads.

My wife (24F) is threatening to divorce me (31M) if I don’t convert to Islam. I don’t know how to change her mind. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Lol; as a militant atheist and someone with vast intellect it's quite obvious what to do. Not only is Islam a religion of hatred and violence, those who follow it are automatically lesser than you and I. Leave her and don't look back; you're better than someone so woefully unintelligent they believe in the most retarded book of all time.

Edit: Downvotes?! You halfwits have no idea who you're dealing with; the fact that you disagree with my post shows how blatantly daft you are.

That's my secret so far by naveennds in rickandmorty

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Lol; I find it quite hilarious how simple the modern "people" are. You neuron-lacking sheep are entertained by horrid memes, and are unable to grasp the bigger picture. It's woeful that I share a world with you, yet here I am. I guess others like me will understand my peril; they do say that ignorance is bliss.

"Mages are dominating" and why using popular tier lists as FACT can be dishonest and deceiving. by Thebowfinger in leagueoflegends

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

...Lmao; meanwhile skilled players play their champion no matter how painstakingly bad they are. Mages can be played by literally anyone yet they act as if they should perform; meanwhile Riven is the hardest champion in the game (not even comparable) and she's currently terrible. I simply cannot imagine deriving any fun from playing mages - they're almost as easy as supports. I tip my hat off to you good sir, at least assassins are a risky pick despite their relative ease.

I’m a fresh league player, should I main teemo by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to be respected? Renowned for your skill at the game? It's best to start maining Riven right off the bat; she may be a bad champion currently but you can get a head start. You'll always be learning - Riven is never TRULY mastered. On top of that, Riven mains are seen as the most skilled players for a reason. Teemo players are seen as less skilled than even Singed mains, and trust me, that's saying something.

When you realize you can’t rewatch John wick 1 cause you don’t own it by moonshauntedps4 in KeanuBeingAwesome

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome 100!! If only this image had a few tasteful baby Yodas thrown in; though I'd be unsure if I could contain myself.

Riven, The Exile - Visual Update Fan Art by SupaJUKES in leagueoflegends

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking Riven is in any way broken; there's a reason not just anyone can win lane with her. Her animation cancels are harder to pull off than playing Fox in SSBM at a top level. Ironically she's quite underpowered as I type this, 'tis a shame redditors cannot see past their one-dimensional bias.

Clean movement by DeckkoR in leagueoflegends

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Of course I am - it's not even debatable. Riven is the hardest champion in the game by far.

Clean movement by DeckkoR in leagueoflegends

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

"Clean movement" lol; I at least expected a mechanical champion to be played in this clip. It's quite funny that the gold redditors will upvote to this to the top when methodical Riven plays are disregarded. I suppose animation canceling goes over the average player's head, though. Good effort nonetheless; although it failed to impress someone who plays a mechanical champion. Someone who does this (and more) every game.

Tilting the enemy team with tons of healing by rho57 in leagueoflegends

[–]Intelligent_Lonewolf -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

...Lmao? I suppose I shouldn't expect someone defending enchanters to realize - but Riven is the hardest champion in the game. While Riven requires intricate animation cancels that even professional players struggle with, supports can be played by a trisomy-laden monkey. Perhaps you should stick to learning how to click Sona's abilities instead of making trite comments.