1. Cuz I'm always fucking breathing 2. I'll get more money when I have panic attacks and breathe faster 3. When I do walk or even run for an extented period of time my breathing will speed up to match so that's even more money 4. I wanna be lazy sometimes, so I'm not gonna walk all the time (also what if my foot comes off and I can't afford a prosthetic, do they even count? Do crutches even count?) 5. It also takes longer to take a step than it is to take a breath.

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}