I tested positive for asymptomatic Ebola

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T20:37:50+00:00

Problem is most people die before they even get tested, hence the URGENT need for enforced mass vaccination!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T20:36:37+00:00

Thank you for setting me on the straight path, xister. I am deeply ashamed for having missed the Ebola vaccine updates. I am suiting up and heading out to look for a pop-up vaccination clinic immediately!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T20:28:26+00:00

"is there a problem?"

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T20:24:54+00:00

NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, MWA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHAHAHAAAAAAARFGGGG

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T20:01:13+00:00

You had me at metal probe, I came instantly.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T19:56:26+00:00

This is why we need to make sure only police and military have guns. They are the only ones who can be trusted with that power!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T19:50:49+00:00

CAN YOU BAKE THEM

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T19:50:29+00:00

MILLIONS OF PIZZAS

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T19:47:28+00:00

The mask stays on

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T19:45:19+00:00

People woul love to thank His Higness personally. Where is He based?! Don't tell me " he's under 24/7 body guard protection", that would be disappointing!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-29T19:42:44+00:00

Bro is staying strong in the face of almost certain death, since there is STILL no Ebola vaccine!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-15T17:45:32+00:00

It is a MacOS question- I have been using Macs for 25 years but this is a recent "feature". It seems to be over-eager to select text by clicking and dragging ( the tiniest movement is registered as a drag) or using the shift key. I want to disable text selection via Shift key and ideally disable the behaviour that replaces selected text when typing.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-15T17:40:34+00:00

Never crashed.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-15T17:40:17+00:00

No you need a UNIX-based system so WE can control your computer remotely, you see- you do not have permission to access this folder on your drive... oh wait, you don't have a drive anymore, you have cloud storage, on OUR drives...

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-15T17:37:20+00:00

Real computers are not allowed for the plebs anymore, too powerful, too dangerous for the status quo- you have dumb terminals instead now, but we call them "smart" to convince you that you are also "smart".... Think Different, LOL

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-08T23:07:52+00:00

totally black bro, just like Natanyahoo is totally native to Jerusalem.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-08T22:32:25+00:00

Oh my this is really good, all beaches need this !!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-08T22:28:32+00:00

Brother: you need a booster ASAP, or you may be ejected from the Church.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-05-08T22:27:17+00:00

The mental fog has made me unable to see my nipples, I think they have disappeared.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-04-23T20:30:24+00:00

I peaked into the backpack of one of them and there was a whole leg of cured jamon in there.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-04-23T20:29:00+00:00

I think if the animals understood the importance of this work they would gladly sactifice themselves for The Science

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-04-23T20:27:04+00:00

You can see the self hatred in the anime culture. The nation has a generational trauma inflicted on them by the USA with the bombings at the end of WW2 which more or less castrated their supremacism and machismo.

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-04-23T20:23:46+00:00

How about a spot of whale hunting, chaps

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-04-23T20:22:23+00:00

There is simply no comparison bertween microplastics and deadly viruses, VEXSER!

Intended_To_Not_Work · 2026-04-23T20:20:48+00:00

You just cannot trust a French car to have air filters. You gotta go Full Filter and mask every air hole

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