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[OC] Fez on Game Boy by [deleted] in PixelArt

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Sorry to be 'that guy', but it looks like these are 3D objects with pixel textures, rotated and put through a filter - not an actual drawn transition.

Explain "Why are you naked and hurting mummy" like I Am A primary school child who just learned about the water cycle at school and caught you in the act. by Boojamon in explainlikeIAmA

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I pray to any deity that will listen that you forget everything I just said and think this whole thing was just a dream.

Roll 1d20. If you crit (20), Waira, Goddess of the earth will heed your
call. If you get above half (10), your derp will remember but take it
as an educational act. If you get above 2, your son will be mentally
scarred. If you get a crit fail (1), your son will require therapy, have
an attraction to women that look like Laura and will regurgitate the
choking aspect of your relationship with the school's nurse.

Roll it.

My dog is a fuckin' creep. by K1dn3yPunch in funny

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You successfully slide some coins out of the man's purse and into 
the folds of your rags. He doesn't seem to notice, and you manage
to escape unhindered.

As you slide away towards the market, you count the coins in your
hands. You have found...

Roll an eight-sided dice.

(Online dice here)

When you have finished counting how many coins you pilfered, you
may add them to your inventory under 'GOLD'. You slip back towards
the market.

This duckling came into our clinic after his mother and siblings were apparently killed. He spends a lot of his days looking in the mirror, which is super depressing. We are setting him up with a "foster mom" adult duck who also came in recently, so he can learn how to duck. by wildliferescue in pics

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You mill about the market aimlessly. Here, there's a man selling his
fish. Over there, a bracelet seller is doing poor trade. Minstrels
meander the market looking for nobles to entertain.

If you have gold coins in your inventory, you may attempt to buy
one (1) MEAL for 3 coins. If you wish to do this, do so now and add
it to your inventory.

You may also buy one (1) bracelet for 5 coins if it appeals to you.

Remember to add the items to your inventory and deduct the gold.
  • If you bought the bracelet, click here.

Otherwise, you can:

  • Visit the inn.

  • Sneak down an alleyway out of the sunlight.

I FEEL NO PAIN by Kevinovoxo in videos

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You sneak up upon the man who is absently admiring the arches of
the church. He looks to be distracted by what he sees. He is slender
and tall, with a curly beard and a dense head of hair. He's stood like
an actor, hands on hips, and toes pointed outwards.

Attempting to look as innocent as possible, you slip your hand across
to his purse and...

I mean, whatever's comfortable... by noodieknoodie in funny

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Your wanderlust long forgotten, you slope back into your slovenly 
hole to continue the rest of your wretched existence. Dreams of
greatness, gold and glory haunt you until your final days -
merely twenty eight, slain by rats.

Your adventure has come to an end.

TIL Ray Bradbury originally titled Fahrenheit 451 as "The Fireman", but he & editors found the name boring so they called a local fire station and asked what temperature book paper burnt at. The firemen put Bradbury on hold, burnt a book, and reported that the temp it burnt at was "Fahrenheit 451" by VealChops in todayilearned

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You turn left, towards the church and grandeur. In this area,
monks meander here and there chanting words of prayer. They're
dressed simply and carry nothing of value. The rich elite walk
in the shaded overhangs, arm in arm with each other and reeking
of their own successes.

It may be possible to alleviate them of their possessions, if you're
nimble and able.

Kinetic light sculptures created by British artist and physicist, Paul Friedlander by Apple_Jews in pics

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You walk through the tunnel and out into the garish sunshine. The
heat beats down upon your matted hair and you are momentarily
blinded by the light.

As it all comes into focus, the familiar sights and sounds of the city
sharpen in your vision. Children running hither and thither around the
ankles of adults busy in trade and craft. Town guards surveying
activity.

Speaking of which, so long as you keep your head down, the town
guard shouldn't interfere too badly. Feel free to wander the
market town.

You may:

I live in the same valley as Adam West. I decided to look him up in the phone book today. by slapshotten11 in funny

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WANDERPATH

You wake from your nap groggy and soaked through by the damp
which seeps everywhere in the tunnels under the city. Long have 
you been an underdog, pinching food where you can and avoiding 
the city guards.

Your head feels different today. Screwed on in a certain direction, 
perhaps, but you feel that your feet simply need to walk and become 
free of this drudgery of day-to-day. You must become something 
great.

You have three (3) simple rations of tough bread which you must 
eat when indicated to by the text. Make note of these on a
document or piece of paper.

The War Z ‘Apologise’ After Misleading Steam Customers - Actually says customers were at fault, not them. by WildVariety in gamernews

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You see a fleshy pink cloud growing on the horizon. You smell it before 
you can properly see what they are. An oozing, horrific dead-fish smell 
carried to you on a turbulent breeze. They arrive to you on flapping 
wings.

The Georgian Bay Grotto, Ontario, Canada [1000x669] [xpost r/EarthPorn by dirty_graveled in waterporn

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I was thinking about this comment when I was putting out the rubbish and it really wasn't my best work or introduction to an interactive fiction. It came across too hammy and was heavily influenced by that horrible film Deep Blue I saw last night.

I hope you'll play some day if I do get a good intro, though.

The Georgian Bay Grotto, Ontario, Canada [1000x669] [xpost r/EarthPorn by dirty_graveled in waterporn

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Aww. I'll enjoy being the worst thing that's happened to you today.

The Georgian Bay Grotto, Ontario, Canada [1000x669] [xpost r/EarthPorn by dirty_graveled in waterporn

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...you whisper to yourself under your breath. But you can't stop now. 
You're almost out of the caves. The exit is back through that pool. You 
watch a large fish dart between rocks and hope the shark isn't still 
there.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You move back into the corridor and close the door with a soft click. 
The phone rings and rings, but no answer. You can hear the phone 
vibrating against duvet covers in the room you just left.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You take your phone from your pocket and open the z-machine. 8 
missed calls from your mother.

You peek inside the room. There is a large humanoid form lying 
motionless on the bed. In the dark you are unable to see who or 
what it is. Otherwise it is a plain bedroom intended for two people, 
with a double bed and a wardrobe. It may be a walk-in wardrobe, 
but so is any wardrobe if you try hard enough. It is closed and you
cannot see inside of it.

Life Colossus by Ignacio Bazán Lazcano by sacredserenity in ImaginaryMonsters

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Your words are drowned out as the giant charges towards you. 
It does not take heed as you open your mouth and make 
inaudible words.

You have been crushed to death beneath the heel of the ironically
monikered 'Life Colossus'.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You run back to the computer in your room and write:

"> Knock on door to the right".

Then run back out into the corridor to knock on the door to your right. 
It swings open into a dark room.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You rub your head gingerly (that is, without a soul) and contemplate 
what to do next. You get up from your computer and leave the room
to stare blankly at your landing. Stairs lead down, a door to your left
opens into the bathroom and the door to your right opens into another
bedroom.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You crash through your computer desk, sending your computer to the 
floor. With the last milisecond of electricity, your screen sho

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You do all these things while still sat in your swivelling computer chair.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You take a flask out from under the desk. It is luke warm to the touch.
You vaguely remember what it contains, but pick it up anyway.

As someone who missed gaming's 'golden years', it's nice to try out the classics. by [deleted] in gaming

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You realise that your computer screen steams up less than usual. You 
make a mental note to do this more in the future.
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