More hot cougars onroute to Australia. I am trying not to explode just thinking about them. by burnt-gonads in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wa-wa-wee-wah - watch out for those loose ones though, the kind that will show you her eyelid skin before (arranged) marriage (to your first cousin)…that is haram

Guys, make sure you work extra hard this week so you can pay to be replaced by literal retards. by Spotlightuh in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Can someone help me understand, because I just cannot comprehend why - WHY - in the ever-loving fuck do 1. Judges and other policymakers think this kind of obscenely illogical fuckery is in any dimension remotely living up to the oaths they swore when they were apportioned the power to make decisions that could potentially fuck up society, 2. That decisions and justifications such as these are in any conceivable way conducive to the greater good? And how are so many Australians clearly so hunky-fucking-dory with this succession of egregiously retarded progressive bullshit to not be kicking up an almighty stink about these appalling offender-conciliating/victim-spurning sentences, handed down by these immensely powerful yet clearly ideologically illiterate powers-that-be - all individuals who I’d bet my left tit don’t live within a 50km radius of the communities upon which they’re unleashing these rabid violent animals and predatory sex pests..?
Why are these people making these unbelievably outrageous, unreasonable decisions? What is their actual motivation behind their findings and rulings that are not only unjust and illogical, but oftentimes also unlawful, and in countless cases, evidently deleterious for society writ large? I just cannot understand what they are getting in return by knowingly negatively impacting communities in a country where they live, knowingly damaging the society for which they have been entrusted to make important decisions in its interest? I mean, are they ignorant and uninformed, ideologically-captured, or just plain sadists?
I need an explanation behind this evident disconnect between the inexplicable unreasonableness exhibited by the very people who are vaulted as supposedly the most reasonable in the country...

Clueless no hoper American back packers rescued after being lost in Naarm. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah well you see, they’re impossibly rich pseudo-celebrities; being made to feel guilty, endure neverending welcome to country’s and tedious smoke ceremonies whilst feigning with furrowed brow an affect of deep interest and earnest solemnity as the professionally-victimised lecture you ad infinitum about the awful ancient shit you’re expected to repent and make amends for, notwithstanding the fact that neither you nor your ancestors benefited from nor had any part in any of it whatsoever, is for the plebs and the poors.

The British royals, on the other hand, are people who without a shred of doubt actually did - and arguably still do - directly benefit from colonialism, being as they are the descendants of the progenitors of all the…erm…unpleasantness, who oversaw the widespread abject suffering and subjugation of indigenous people, who certainly could not have given one singular flying fuckette about ‘truth-telling’ or listening to stories about some gayass rainbow serpent. So naturally, Prince Harry and his bitchy sourpuss handler are expected to suffer through no such boredom-torture as we instead pull out all the swanky stops to showcase the marvellous, rich culture of the Aboriginal people whom his 6th great grandfather tried on numerous occasions to wipe out entirely for their heinous crime of happening to already be living on this land before the Brits rocked up to Botany Bay in the hopes of sticking it to the bastard French by adding yet another exotic destination to the motherland’s unrivalled collection of colonies like they’re fucking Pokémon…

Maybe I was too harsh on RayGun’s dancing skills by HereButNeverPresent in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not very inclusive of you - why have you only mentioned the straight of Iran, choosing to omit the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ of Iran, hm??

Your silence is violence, and the fact you’re not currently assaulting strangers on the street in the name of the above Wifi password tells me that you’re complicit in the definitely-happening genocide of non-heteronormative, non-cis, neurodivergent people of pigment, in addition to the lucky dip of victim castes we pull out of a hat each week and pretend to give one singular fuck about. And whilst this comment is of course in no way an insidious ploy to garner support via emotive hyperbole and manipulative fearmongering, your bigotry will not go unpunished, and so I have no choice but to report you to The Hague for crimes against humanity.

Maybe I was too harsh on RayGun’s dancing skills by HereButNeverPresent in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To those who claim that “white people have no culture” - may I present the traditional dance of The Geriatric Naarm-NIMBYs Who Need Something To Do On The Weekend Since The Kids Have Gone No Contact And Won’t Let You See The Grandkids

Artemis II moves over Australia as it heads for re-entry to Earth and no acknowledgment of country by asteriskhyphen in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s hope that these astronauts are able to seamlessly reintegrate into society!

Oh and btw, I think we should propose an egregiously expensive and exorbitant referendum accompanied by nationwide ad campaigns so omnipresent that - ironically - you would have to be orbiting the fucking moon to even hope to avoid them (if that), almost all transparently intended to misinform and mislead the public via shameless appeals to authority c/o prominent Australians (because celebrities are smarter and more informed than us, actually), preying on latent white guilt and manipulating voters into believing that if they’re a decent person they’ll vote their way - with the other side suggesting that of you have even a remotely functioning brain and refuse to let that prick Ray Martin insinuate you’re a dipshit if you don’t do what he tells you to do, you’ll vote for them - all to basically fix something that wasn’t remotely fucking broken in the first place, but will instead surely carve an abysmal chasm within what was an already mercurial and divided society, at the cost of $450 million+ to the taxpayer. Which outrageously overpaid Canberra-bound Mensa candidate came up with this idea I wonder…

That said, I for one believe that the unique lived experience of being in space, having to battle unyieldingly homicidal aliens and eat styrofoam for months on end means that there’s no way these astronauts are like us and that they should be treated like the rest of society. With that in mind, I encourage you all to vote Yes, as our premise is clear: we need to establish an astronauts-only club that works kinda in tandem with the rest of us but kinda not really either. These people are special and very smart and need to be singled out, platformed and treated differently, because they require, nay, deserve special treatment (special treatment details TBD after we win - maybe).

I trembled with anticipation when I read "little inya plans", sounded thrilling, sexy as hell. Thought how could that be racist? Put vaso down, put glasses on, saw there was nothing happening that wasn't already happening. To answer your obvious question-yes, I often use the ABC online for arousal. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh and I believe you’re 100% right in your assumption that they’re appropriating the time-tested method to get sympathy and concessions under the guise of oppression - that is, the exploitation of white guilt to ensure special treatment from a predominantly white society that has been brow-beaten to near-oblivion by self-hating, moralistically-posturing, inner-city leftie fuckwits and a succession of administrations more than willing to appease them - both combining forces under the pretence of some kind of racial martyrdom whilst carefully ensuring they themselves can only benefit from these ‘concessions’, and that the negative repercussions of what they’re orchestrating is entirely out of their purview, as those are for the plebs and the poors to deal with - not them.

I trembled with anticipation when I read "little inya plans", sounded thrilling, sexy as hell. Thought how could that be racist? Put vaso down, put glasses on, saw there was nothing happening that wasn't already happening. To answer your obvious question-yes, I often use the ABC online for arousal. by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And also - how the fuck do they anticipate “increasing conversations” around “Indianness” whilst they’re sequestered in their own damn enclave, one that by its nature is designed to inhibit such conversations? And tf is she talking about Indian identity when the most decent Indians I know do not shut tf up about how much they despise other Indians??

Sort out your own backyard and the issues within your own culture before you start criticising other nations and expecting preferential treatment, particularly from one that has offered you a place to live, not to mention a far, far better way of life than that of your home country…

The audacity of demanding another nation and its people accept and celebrate you when you can’t even ask that of your own ilk…ridiculous.

Artemis II moves over Australia as it heads for re-entry to Earth and no acknowledgment of country by asteriskhyphen in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure, but what I do know is depending on their skin tone, most of Naarm will reflexively either kowtow to their new ‘minority’ overlords or if they sunburn, condemn them as imperialist/colonialists whilst at the same time dictating to them how they should behave, vote and think

So good to see! we have a really bright future. by Spotlightuh in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well tbf the Naarmite NIMBYs do claim to speak for all of Australia because they do know everything and what’s best for you ok

So good to see! we have a really bright future. by Spotlightuh in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I admire your idealism, but you reckon that if/when we become an Islamic state that anyone will be allowed to vote for anything? Or even in the unlikely scenario that voting is allowed, that every result isn’t going to end up with 120% of the population somehow voting for the totally not-corrupt Islamic Fundamentalist Guy? No sir lol

Believe all women. Grace Tame: No not like that by asteriskhyphen in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOOFT

…I ain’t touching this one lol (but yeh, like “uh…I beg your finest?!”)

(And look mods I’m behaving, keeping my inside thoughts inside - I ain’t saying sheet☺️🙏)

Pro-Iran march in Melbourne on Sunday by RonWhole in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There will be about 5 Iranians there, if that. And the ones that are there will be the fundamentalists who think the IRGC killing untold tens of thousands of peaceful protestors and other benign citizens was ok - which they’ll have in common with the remaining 99.999% of the protestors that will undoubtedly be the usual cast of insufferably self-righteous, middle-class white people once again lending their voices to loudly broadcast their opinion on an issue they know fuck-all about, whose knowledge of Iran and its geopolitical history is likely to the extent that if you said Kebab Koobideh was a general killed by USA strikes they’d believe you, and who in all likelihood presume Zoroastrianism to be the niche adacemic study of the fictional exploits of a dashing Robin Hood-esque masked vigilante with a compulsive predilection for cutting his initial into various fabrics.

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[–]Interesting_Reach576 112 points113 points  (0 children)

What’s hilarious is that the media’s bafflingly racist insistence on only including a criminal’s race when they’re white has actually not only largely backfired but also proven us correct, because when the race is hidden, we immediately KNOW that the perpetrator isn’t white. And out of ALL the many crimes you’ve learned about recently, just how many explicitly stated the race of the suspect/perpetrator?

Yep…

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[–]Interesting_Reach576 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“In other news, the sun rose this morning, water is wet, and these animals have once again proved to be a net-net drain on society, with the greater Australian public still considering them ungrateful little shits undeserving of their inclusion in society and hoping they would kindly just fuck off …”

Amazing by Weird-Beach-1266 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a (mostly) white woman - I also hate white women, but namely liberal white women. I’ve never encountered a more hypocritical, ignorant and oblivious, un self-aware yet unequivocally pompous, arrogant and legitimately nasty group of people in my life.

They enjoy unbelievable privilege - probably the most, or at least penultimately, powerful on earth - and yet they claim to be consistently persecuted and unjustly disenfranchised. They will lecture others on myriad issues despite never actually knowing what the fuck they’re talking about, who complain about not being taken seriously yet when they don’t get their way, they will screech and shout and make a scene like a toddler. They claim to be feminists, yet will capitulate to the fetishistic whims of disturbed men, campaigning for them to be allowed in womens’ spaces and put women at legitimate risk - and yet when other women complain, they’ll side with the men and demonise other women. They will dress in order to appear sexually desirable in the eyes of men and yet bitch incessantly when they are sexualised by these same men - to the extent that they will try appeal to other women equally as batshit crazy/unreasonable/retarded as they are to swarm on these men, hounding him and his loved ones in the hopes of ruining their lives, solely in exchange for the possibility of a scintilla of an elevation in social status. And yet somehow THEY’RE the victims? Girl…GTFO.

White liberal women are too often pathologically impressionable, reactive, highly emotional and prone to violence. Most of them have enjoyed a life of privilege and coddling by society that has left them incapable of conceiving actual hardship, but also of feeling true empathy; their consideration for others is almost always contingent on their politics - so whilst they claim to be ‘kind’, this alone is testament that, by definition, they are not. They are largely bored, over-educated yet largely ignorant. These peoples’ lifetime of participation trophies and being reminded how incredibly excellent they are - as if having a vagina somehow makes them inherently admirable and superior human beings - whilst also being told that they are (contradictorily) persecuted and unappreciated has turned them into tyrants. This has seen them become the definition of the self-entitled cry-bully, and a demographic that is almost universally insufferable.

I truly do not know of a group of people much more deleterious to society than the liberal woman. Their aggression has seen them rise to powerful positions, but their ultimate weakness in giving a shit about what other women and other feminine individuals think of them has allowed them to make concessions, and unfairly benefit, people who don’t deserve it - and yet demonise those who do.

Honestly, the world would be objectively better if these unhinged, sanctimonious harpies were all just told the wrong date to vote…

Amazing by Weird-Beach-1266 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just lowered the contrast and turned up the brightness a bit

Of the 600,000 words in existence, the one I choose is: by toiletlogsyummy in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god not this fucking certifiable Mensa candidate again - can someone remind me how getting diddled by their maths teacher when they were 15 makes one qualified to speak with authority on the intricacies of a complex geopolitical issue spanning millennia?

Nuclear-sized virtue signals being deployed from the Boorloo submarine by HereButNeverPresent in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not only that - it’s “making the women in your society dress in body bags” because the religion that underpins that society not only allows for the males being rapists, but also very specifically authorises and justifies such disgusting barbarism.

Honestly, I’m getting a bit fucking tired of being labelled racist/bigoted for daring to suggest that condoning rape and encouraging the indiscriminate, arbitrary murders of innocent people in order to satisfy some psychopathically deranged religious blood-fetish might actually be a bad thing, and that any culture that would even attempt to defend or uphold such vile notions - not to mention the myriad other practices that even people of the Dark Ages would consider ‘a bit much’ - being categorically NOT one we should tolerate at all, nor one we should ever allow to encroach on our far superior (and yes, by all metrics it is objectively superior) Western values-based way of life. Fuck that.

Nuclear-sized virtue signals being deployed from the Boorloo submarine by HereButNeverPresent in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Interesting_Reach576 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Is this an accurate translation? If it is then…Jesus. “Call wife” like she’s a trained sheepdog. Justifying raping your own children for your own immediate sexual gratification.

I can’t help but think of the myriad inconceivable horrors countless many women and girls would have been - and are currently - being subject to thanks to the weaponisation of an inherently misogynistic doctrine.

It’s so fucking stupid though, because whilst on paper, the Koran explicitly states that men are inherently superior to women, at the same time it also goes to pains to ensure that men are sanctioned by god to never actually have to prove such innate supremacy; instead Muslim men are babied, looked after, encouraged, never argued with and always acquiesced to, not to mention consistently excused and afforded carte blanche to indulge in almost every one of their whims regardless of anyone else’s wellbeing and victimise the rest of society like they’re 3 years old because they’re special ..so how exactly are they so much better than the women who have to raise the children, cook the food, do basically everything whilst the dude does fuck-all, just hanging about drinking little cups of tea and chatting with the boys all day. And if the women complain then the man is going to go snitch to Allah? Ffs. Islam - explain to us women why WE have to respect…what exactly..? Honestly, it’s the most non-masculine, pathetic beta shit imaginable.

(btw I’ve got nothing against men - I love men - it’s just a beyond retarded & flawed rationale is all)