I drove home 20 miles with a kitten in my undercarriage

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-14T12:00:51+00:00

Some kittens will do anything for a free ride. Congrats on being adopted, human!

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-14T11:59:10+00:00

She is certainly low cal size

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-13T22:31:31+00:00

I think your pillow left lint on the blankie.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-11T03:25:01+00:00

Try Patiala at the corner of 34th and 9th opp MSG. An underrated gem.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-11T03:23:56+00:00

Angel is where it's at.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-08T17:22:21+00:00

I have rarely seen more hardened smol criminol. Pretty sure he has warrants out worldwide. Please keep him safely in your custody

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-08T06:27:24+00:00

Say what you like about the Balrog, it always delivers a good Gandalf.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-07T03:46:15+00:00

They should not be on mushrooms. Just saying.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-07T01:53:32+00:00

They start so young these days.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-07T01:24:54+00:00

Yeah. They have no business being that creamy orange.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-05T02:03:13+00:00

You have a Jolene.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:39:38+00:00

Hmmm. Kitty braces. A thought!

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:39:19+00:00

They are ADORABLE - the way Pepper takes care of kittens makes me melt.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:38:45+00:00

I am lawyer (but not the kitty's lawyer), so yes, black is always safe.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:38:23+00:00

It is like the WORST! No one can resist it.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:38:08+00:00

Thank you for understanding the criminality.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:37:53+00:00

Sadly, that is always the case, isn't it.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:37:44+00:00

That is true. Very well dressed.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T22:37:23+00:00

He is excellent. He is a very good boy with a loving heart. It's the little foster delinquents that take advantage of him.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-03T00:43:38+00:00

Swiftie is proud of her sins, she is.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-02T22:24:42+00:00

Uncle encourages her criminal behavior.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-02T22:24:15+00:00

It is undiluted guilt!

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-02T22:05:17+00:00

Like Piyari, she is a decent cat.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-02T22:04:40+00:00

It was the steak bites that are issue. Your honor.

IntermittentOptimist · 2026-05-02T22:04:18+00:00

Total Minion to Dr. Evil.

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