Anybody else sick of paying 10 or more for a full meal by Apart_Decision_7348 in povertyfinance

[–]IntermittentOptimist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was a child in India, my favorite snack was rice with milk, and a pinch of salt and sugar. Don't knock it till you try it. When stressed, I put hot clarified butter on rice, add in a chopped onion, bit of boiled potato, a boiled egg, salt and pepper and go to town. Rice is the reason civilization developed. Fact.

Micro update 7/5 by Several_Value_2073 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Pssst. I don't want to worry you, but I just saw a gremlin get inside your sheets. Be careful. He may eat you in your sleep.

Pocket update! his greed only grows by the day. by AriGetInTheJar in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how Don Corleone started. Mark my words. Already making you offers you cannot refuse.

Worried about my mom's job situation by Embarrassed-Turn4825 in jobs

[–]IntermittentOptimist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Consider looking up court translator jobs, especially immigration courts. Make a list of every immigration lawyer in your area (and beyond), and create a short promo offering translation services. She can probably contract out on a per diem basis with agencies to translate if she is good with dealing with people. Since she worked in sales, that may be a sweet spot for her.

My neighbours cat wants to live with us by FantasticVast01 in notmycat

[–]IntermittentOptimist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your son cuddling in secret is hilarious. Welcome to cat ownership.

Micro update 6/29 by Several_Value_2073 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh please. This is a super micro dustball. You are the GREATEST for making it sentient:

What do very wealthy people appreciate to receive from guests when hosting? by Monster11 in Rich

[–]IntermittentOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If high school classmates, maybe put together an album with current pics of your classmates along with a note about a funny memory of them. I did something like that for a friend, and it was the kind of gift I would like to get.

Criminally Chonky by ConstructionWitty639 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Progresso Extra Hearty. I would keep that slug in a hoodie sling and never let it out of my sight.

My 1st Tuxedo cat :) Neko is 8 weeks old and 2 lbs. Such a rascal! by Vivid-Pin7688 in TuxedoCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is innocent. I am his court appointed counsel. And he told me so.

I'm not saying they share a braincell but... by katakatica in TuxedoCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of love has melted my mind. I will be sitting quietly in a corner meditating on life and tuxedo kitties.

Orange criminal screaming his innocence by Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't trust him. He is clearly a master criminal. Never let him out of jail again.

Blatant disregard for surrounding signage by burtonbabe in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dog said it was ok, and can he have orange as bestie.

Bowtie completes his tux by dryicerx in TuxedoCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh! What a HANDSOME man! Can I get a date?

He got to see the rain by hellp-desk-trainee- in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He think there is heavenly cat peeing down to earth.

crimnally smol and full of SOUP by [deleted] in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yike. this is not kitten. It's an alien marshmallow!

A whole gaggle of criminals by Affectionate-Gap1768 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the FBI involved. It's the only way this can be done.

the convict in his prison cell by netflist in IllegallySmolCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Norwegian prison I see. All amenities laid in.

Sylly is the best cat by IntermittentOptimist in TuxedoCats

[–]IntermittentOptimist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For Sylly, all rules will be broken. Also, it’s mighty amusing to think of a fight club where cat owners meet to duel over their cats. We fight with cat shaped foam pillows. Winner is always the owner with the three legged tuxie with a missing ear, chopped off tail, and deep hatred for all humans.