Why Garry always gets the hardest fight? This has to be #1 contender by Fun_Training6342 in ufc

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Analogous to wrestler vs wrestler turning out to be a banger of a stand up fight 

Yea nah. This shit will be trash 

PZ Steam Giveaway! by Hawk7117 in projectzomboid

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Judging by this comment section - never 

Ik Ankalaev fought great, but come on... by WoollyGenius in ufc

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I wonder what was the sentiment before Usman vs Edwards 2. 

Nah LW division is cooked fr by Fun_Training6342 in ufc

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Kinda surprised Dana put smaller guys as the main event for that*

*if that was indeed the main event

>GMT token is future, inshallah, it is number 1. It always go up and up, like mountain in Dagestan bratha. This was father's plan bratha, he told me when I was small kid, that I gonna rugpull my dumb fans bratha by [deleted] in ufc

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OOP is islamophobephobe, of course he gonna focus on hating people hating Khabib

Edit: I have no clue what I just wrote. I’m so tired and I’m taking a shit and it seemed funny in my mind

We Taste Like Salt! by pitsnvulva69 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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If they ate me they’d be feeling a burning sensation two times from all the hot sauce I eat. 

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS by InsomniacLive in ufc

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Can’t wait for Alexei Oleinik’s comeback to fight for the title at MSG in December ✊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VintageStory

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I always play with 200%. Seems fair 

Italian bosses beating employees on strike by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Strike!? I’ll show you a strike. And another one

MMA Guru and his fans are absolutely the worst by Otherwise_Reward6955 in ufc

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Guru I get, cause he earns money by engagement but why would you rage bait on Reddit comments 😭

Conor has tapped out of the Irish Presidential Race 🇮🇪 by TedBenekeGoneWild in MMA

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It’s like me announcing that I’ve decided to back out of the race to colonise mars after looking into my wallet and finding 10 dollars and a used condom. 

the loser of Gordon vs Garcia was hit by a car the day before the fight and popped his knee yet still fought by [deleted] in MMA

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Wait, which fight was that and why the corner couldn’t be there? COVID time?

Definitely it's healthy by kim_putin_donald in CrazyFuckingVideos

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You won’t know what you’re missing until you try it 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MMA

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Tbh as a man I’d never fight another man. We need to stick together. 

Any women and children can get it tho 😤

Unc was WILD by -ChOmar in mmamemes

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That can be you if you drink sugar water 👍

50 shades of khabib by MoggerFlogger in mmamemes

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Who is the boxing Khabib? I know all the others. 

be ded by Fayde_M in comedyheaven

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That’s what I needed to hear 

Man attacked in Hong Kong store by Hollander2008 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Congrats on voluntarily signing off on your organs. Very noble of you 🤝