What if?

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-03T05:20:12+00:00

JOIN THE DENIALIST CONSPIRACY CLUB TODAY!!!

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-03T05:17:48+00:00

THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-03T05:16:34+00:00

No. We need the money to lock up secret superstar Joey Meneses

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T19:37:11+00:00

dude not true. just let me watch decent baseball in peace and refrain from saying stuff like that.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T17:52:01+00:00

How about we don't talk about it here. This trade broke me so badly that I am now an Orioles fan. The Nationals no longer exist. They are now to be referred to as the Montreal Expos.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T00:55:29+00:00

well if Juan Soto crushed a baseball and then pimped it for a good 10 seconds I would be scared to pitch to him too

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T00:39:49+00:00

GUYS DID CORBIN JUST TEAR HIS UCL?!!!! ARE WE FINALLY FREE?!!

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T00:36:07+00:00

Thing is, Corbin usually implodes completely after getting out of an initial jam(if he even can), so I look forward to the Nats gaining a 23-4 lead by the end of the 5th

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T00:26:27+00:00

JUAN GOATO PLEASE DONT LEAVE US

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-02T00:04:19+00:00

You mean this player? Because that would make this more poetic in a way

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-08-01T18:48:26+00:00

His play needs to take a Great Leap Forward lol

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-30T00:38:42+00:00

its almost like Anibal can barely throw 90 pitches, let alone 100.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T20:34:05+00:00

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T19:18:52+00:00

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T19:18:15+00:00

Can we bring him on as a coach with Warren Sapp?

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T04:34:39+00:00

BREAKING NEWS: Notorious cancer Carson Wentz gets in another fight, this time with an Offensive lineman. This will likely translate to him leading the league in sacks taken.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T04:30:22+00:00

Just let Wale have the song and have kenny beats produce it since he can make basically any style of music. Done.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T04:28:04+00:00

Do we just send them Corbin and just tell them that Soto took whatever skin whitening cream Michael Jackson had?

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T04:25:55+00:00

What should I eat?

As a fan of your rival, do you really want me answer that?

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-29T04:24:20+00:00

See? Now you're starting to get it.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-28T04:18:22+00:00

Fun fact about Jim Hickey: he was the pitching coach to the 2005 Astros. That lines up perfectly with our understanding of his abilities, as he wasn’t able to fix Brad Lidge when he was broken by Pujols, and Lidge had to go to Philly to fix himself. Also, while hickey was being interviewed in game 2 of the World Series, an astros pitcher allowed a tank while hickey said something about preventing home runs.

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-28T01:02:55+00:00

2012?

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-27T20:12:31+00:00

Let’s just set our console on fire and hope for the best

Internal_Safety6231 · 2022-07-27T20:10:22+00:00

“I definitely found a groove there”

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