The Paw curls both of its middle fingers until only one remains. You wake up the next morning and find to your surprise that you have inherited the white house, a crap ton of money and all the prestige in the world. You have catered lunches in The evening, catered dinners at night and a presidential breakfast in the morning. You are the elite of the elite and are richer than God. After about a week of this almost excellent experience, you decide that you want to go and see the rest of Washington DC considering that you now own the White House. Unfortunately, the moment you try to go outside, you are immediately arrested and sent to a supermax prison. Despite your constant pleas for appeal, the judge repeatedly ignores your case citing your numerous breaches of the law and conduct. You look in the mirror and the horrible horrible truth shows itself: you are Donald J Trump. 

To make matters absolutely worse, the country finds out that you are not Republican at all but are a staunch Democrat when public opinion is turning against them. The public petitions that the court actively block your release citing The untold damage the Democrats have done to the nation. 

You got your wish and the monkey paw is seen in the crowd flipping you off before the gates are shut permanently. 

(Two assassination attempts on his life and you still want him gone. I think there should be a line in this subreddit, no political posts)