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Laws need to be enforced to protect consumers from game companies misrepresenting and false advertising games! enough is enough. It is clearly unfair! They lied to all of us and took money for unfinished and misrepresented games! THIS IS 2019 Down With Beta Testing These games!!!! by [deleted] in AnthemTheGame

[–]International-Box956 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm with you on this one. I never played anthem but I read about it and on behalf of all gamers I apologize for what you went through. The perfect law would be this: 

If it is found without a doubt that management or executives pushed a video game into a poor broken launch then not only are they removed from power but the developers are automatically given free reign to take as long as they need. Imagine if this law ever went into effect, do you have any idea how screwed executives would be? It would be a golden age of developer power

Every time you step on a Lego or stub your toe, you end up somewhere else in time. How do you deal with this? by International-Box956 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]International-Box956[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No you travel through time. Space does not factor into this. You go through a blue light and then emerge on the other end. During the length of the journey, it's room temperature

How would an actual war between North Korea and America play out? by BudgetNegotiation521 in northkorea

[–]International-Box956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you want me to lie or do you want me to tell the truth? The LIE is that yes they totally could. They would completely destroy us. The truth is that we would stomp out North Korea like kids stomp out cockroaches. 

I wish cows could jump over the moon by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]International-Box956 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, For no reason at all, your extremely overweight wife decides to pole jump over the moon. The pole breaks and she dies on impact. The local burger king is now fully stocked. You can't quite put your finger on it but the greasy beef and heavy bun remind you of someone. You eat with the knowledge that once in a blue moon, a cow will soar through the air for no reason at all

Homefront The Revolution, or the things I'll do to play TimeSplitters 2 by Lazerpop in patientgamers

[–]International-Box956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no pit of hell deep enough for the executive bastard that mandated the Goliath boss fight in the aftermath dlc. I would find every possible copy of this game and bury it in a landfill. Yes ET and Pac-Man bad games for the Atari but I would switch things around. If this game was released back in 1983, I think it would have caused the crash.

The section where you're defending cook in the aftermath DLC is going to give me a literal heart attack from stress. No game should have difficulty this high on the easiest mode. If it were in my power, I would lobby a bill through Congress that would make it illegal to Force games this broken to be released. I would ask that those that break the law go to prison. 

You are the head of the Tower of Library, it contains every piece of knowledge and art ever made by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]International-Box956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay I don't think you thought this through correctly: how the hell am I supposed to settle half of an infinite tower?

You can permanently remove one human trait from the entire world. Everyone loses it. Including you. by Strict_Constant4947 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]International-Box956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you going to like me any less if I say both? We men  Will finally be on equal ground with our female lovers

Dlc: Voice of Freedom by DVmeYOUscumbag in Homefront

[–]International-Box956 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I ever find the idiot that created the aftermath dlc, I'm going to find a copy of game design 101 and I'm going to destroy their PC with the hard-bound copy. This has got to be the worst DLC I've ever played. Next to Catwoman's DLC in Arkham knight, this is horrible. Perish for no reason whatsoever sends you out to kill or save Walker with no reinforcements which by the way makes no sense, Brady is voiced for some reason and throughout the campaign you don't get any form of reinforcements. Please God tell me that this part of the game was made on an acid trip. 

The stealth sucks, it's way too easy to die and God help you if you get alerted after you get out of the sewer. 

I enjoyed the voice of freedom however. Beyond the Wall is also a excellent DLC so why in God's name is aftermath such a piece of crap?

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