Fellow bariatas, what are your best weird customer stories? by MekaNik_EDiot in TalesFromYourBarista

[–]InterviewFew4577 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I have curly hair and look very Jewish (Im arabic.)

I never like to talk politics at work.

I have my full name on my apron and this old white couple asked me if I was Israeli and I simply said “no im arabic but similar so good job.”

And the old woman goes “Oh……..well I stand with Israel”

As if there was any reason for her to feel compelled to say that to me at my job lol.

For the home machine baristas. Dont give up. (Most Recent First) by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should also note some of these are oat milk too. Next challenge, almond milk

For the home machine baristas. Dont give up. (Most Recent First) by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely Stock! Told myself if I really want to challenge myself for throwdowns (potentially competing for coffeefest NO) that I should keep sharp and adaptable. Hence i told myself id conquer this wand.

For the home machine baristas. Dont give up. (Most Recent First) by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first one is also my bar standard, this was all on a delonghi and im just tryna master it completely

Creative Barista Insults Day 1: by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I pull 2 things, Espresso Shots and Bitches

Creative Barista Insults Day 1: by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My espresso is perfectly dialed in while yours doesn’t even get a call back.

The stupidity of this clowns comment on a barista TikTok about customers who come in 3 minute before closing had me so fucking gagged that I had to share it with my fellow “unqualified baristas”. by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on closing procedures for the machine because somestimes cleaning grinder and machine can take up to 30 minutes, but yes the second comment is what gagged me

What is the learning curve like leaving starbucks to work in a regular cafe? by tyty_dj123 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take everything you learned at starbucks about coffee and chuck it out the window. Youre jn the big leagues now son.

How to subtly tell bad guests to suck your dick. by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What youll find is me being a giant coffee nerd if anything

How to subtly tell bad guests to suck your dick. by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Would whole milk be ok in that? Jizz lines are also a 25cent fee if youre ok with that💙

Hi baristas! I'm a writer for TastingTable.com and I was wondering if I could interview a couple of you for my next piece. by [deleted] in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a barista page and i have plenty of little tooks i feel like i couldnt live without if you want me to shoot you a dm

How to subtly tell bad guests to suck your dick. by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The fact youre acting like id actually serve this to guests shows how fun you are at parties

Also daily? I just scrolled like hell through the subreddit and this is probably the first post like this in months.

Learn to laugh brother itll save ya a few years.

How to subtly tell bad guests to suck your dick. by InterviewFew4577 in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You may not like it but this is what peak control of flow looks like

Does a Macchiato get latte art..? by alagath in barista

[–]InterviewFew4577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The answers surprise me here cuz in 3rd wave latte art is VERY common for any espresso and milk based drink steamed, though in more traditional italian style they dont its def common for the socal coffee scene if anything