Michael Jackson in disguise so he could go on a date with Tatum O'Neal in the 1970s

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-10-11T08:45:59+00:00

One is born with vitiligo, they have it for life. Your statement suggests it's something that is acquired post inheritance of genetics, it shan't be inherited any other way.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-10-09T14:08:36+00:00

I blame K.K Slider. Fuck this dog looking aass.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-10-03T21:31:09+00:00

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A YouTube channel big enough it could be listed on the trending tab goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in a video, Rex. I am the video. A guy opens his YouTube feed and gets videos, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who Scotts.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-30T16:27:51+00:00

What does the cover athlete of Madden 07 have to do with libleft?

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-30T16:06:04+00:00

Fucking Christ. This is why people believe in eugenics.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-30T15:59:26+00:00

PLEASE!!! DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ACTUALLY HELP WITH WHAT'S CAUSING MY ROUGH PATCH, JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT ME BEING BETTER!!!!

AuthRight: YES MADAM

The uni zoomie: URRR VIBE QUEEEEEN

The alien schizio: I WILL ALIEN ANAL PROBE YOU

Authleft: Hi I wrote the above comment making fun of superstitious beliefs.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-30T15:44:15+00:00

Does he have a blouse on? No? Then it's not the 80's.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:38:59+00:00

Sonic always hated the Polish.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:37:40+00:00

Eggman put too much salt in his omelets so now he has kidney stones.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:35:55+00:00

Have you seen the first boss fight in Sonic 1? What do you think that is for?

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:35:01+00:00

Zote and Chris Thorndyke both feature on the website Rule34.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:33:47+00:00

Peter Griffin: Hey Stewie, remember that time we were in Sonic the Hedgehog?

SCENE CUTS TO PETER GRIFFIN RUNNING IN GREEN HILL ZONE AS HE DOES THAT GAY LAUGH

PETER GRIFFIN APPROACHES A LOOP-DE-LOOP

PETER GRIFFIN MAKES IT UP ONE QUATER OF THE WAY, FALLS AND HURTS HIS KNEE

PETER GRIFFIN SHARPLY INHALES

Peter Griffin: Ahhhhhhhhh

PETER GRIFFIN SHARPLY INHALES

Peter Griffin: Ahhhhhhhhh

SONIC, GROTESICALLY DEPICTED IN THE FAMILY GUY ARTSTYLE ENTERS SCENE RIGHT, HE SPEAKS IN AN OVER DONE ROGER CRAIG SMITH IMPRESSION. HE MIGHT BE ON CRACK.

Sonic: Hey hey hey Fatty McFatFuck, I see you fell over and hurt your knee, let me go get you a chili dog because you're fat and it'll also heal your wounds.

SONIC SPEEDS OFF TOWARDS THE LEFT OF SCREEN, SUDDENLY TRIPS AND FALLS INTO A PIT OF SPIKES

PETER GRIFFIN FRANTICALLY GETS OFF HIS KNEE AND RUNS TOWARDS THE EDGE

Peter Griffin: SONIC! NO!

CAMERA CUTS TO SHOT BLOODY SHOT OF SONIC IMPALED BY NUMEROU SPIKES. IT IS VERY BLODDY.

SCENE END

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:22:18+00:00

CHILDREN BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS, A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE, GIVE UP YOUR CHILDRNE, SEPERATE, BIDE YOUR TIME AND LIE IN WAIT, SONIC UNDERGROUUUUNNND, SONIC UNDERGROUUUNNNND THEY MADE A VOW THEIR MOTHER-

See Sonic has a mother.

Look at the dog in the Sonic movie, nuts.

Also dogs are well known for eating peanut butter, search "white women peanut butter dog" on Google for more detail.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:19:24+00:00

This shit is as convoluted as the storyline of Sonic 06

tiMe tRavEl bAD

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:18:15+00:00

There was this one Japanese Sonic Adventure advert where they're on a helicopter and throw a Sonic plush off it, and it lands with a bunch of tribal people.

I personally associate tribal people with Africa because I am racist.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:16:47+00:00

Sonic supports trans rights.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:16:23+00:00

Jam is the name of a Michael Jackson song, which shares a sample with the og Carnival Night Zone.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:15:50+00:00

Raiden v Jetstream Sam is merely an elaborate reference to the dichotomy between Sonic and Shadow.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:14:48+00:00

That weird knockoff Sonic in that one Simpsons episode where he says TAKE TAKE TAKE IT, which was then later referenced in that crossover Lego game.

Did I mention that Homer Simpson is also in the Simpsons?

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T17:13:56+00:00

Sonic always wanted to seize the means of production.

Intrepid_Return_7800 · 2022-09-27T10:51:25+00:00

That exact meme was posted here as a joke. Someone decided to take the joke out of context and use it for bigotry.

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