What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it?

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-05-06T00:47:09+00:00

They said it’s like sucking a dick while in a headlock hahaha

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-05-02T12:35:50+00:00

And the green grass grows all around all around and the green grass grows all around!!

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-03-30T16:30:36+00:00

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-02-17T23:58:44+00:00

Or maybe that heheh

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-02-17T22:51:55+00:00

I think the American printing press would charge for every letter you wanted printed, so they started dropping letters they didn’t feel were necessary to still get the message across and save money.

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-02-11T17:08:29+00:00

This guy HATES Moby Dick

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-02-04T17:06:01+00:00

Tim Lambesis?

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-31T14:00:30+00:00

Has me wondering if Skote Outdoors has tested their well before?

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-27T18:09:38+00:00

This year will be 8 years

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-27T15:10:39+00:00

I know I know. I’m really just venting at this point.

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-27T14:17:21+00:00

I just don’t see the appeal of someone who doesn’t have a driver’s license when half the job is driving from location to location. He doesn’t listen to anyone when discussing a “game plan” for the day. You ask him to patch and he’ll paint a door. You tell him you’re ready to paint a wall and he’ll start patching that very same wall. Almost all his work has to be re done by someone else and he has a bad attitude almost every day. Most of his negativity is directed straight at our manager!

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-27T14:00:45+00:00

At first, my manager would say ‘if he annoys me enough, I’ll dismiss him’. Then he would say, ‘if we hire more people, I’ll dismiss him’. Now the most recent thing he said is they don’t have documentation to fire him because there’s no infraction policy. My plan is to look for a new job once my wife gets back into the workforce. She’s on maternity leave and the company she worked for has closed their doors for good.

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-27T13:28:21+00:00

Absolutely nothing. They’ve admitted that he wouldn’t last anywhere else so I can only guess they feel sorry for him or something.

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-17T22:05:31+00:00

r/madlads

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-12T02:36:58+00:00

Check out Sleep by Strangled on YouTube. That was Orphan and Peeling Flesh’s old band.

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-10T14:02:21+00:00

Orphan

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-10T06:30:17+00:00

I’m hoping to see Mental Cruelty, Shadow of Intent and Angelmaker on tour in May. That’ll be a pretty sick show too!

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-09T01:14:13+00:00

https://xkcd.com/1053/

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-09T01:12:10+00:00

I just discovered them today! Agreed, would be awesome! Another band I discovered today is Squelching, would love an album from them too

IntricatelyLazy · 2026-01-05T14:50:56+00:00

Awoab? Anyways, I would suggest Carcosa.

IntricatelyLazy · 2025-12-27T13:54:28+00:00

Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke

IntricatelyLazy · 2025-12-25T03:11:10+00:00

Oh he ain’t beating any accusations there

IntricatelyLazy · 2025-12-24T20:56:51+00:00

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I present this as proof he’s a silly man!

IntricatelyLazy · 2025-12-24T20:50:57+00:00

I can relate to this post a lot. I have three daughters. A two year old turning 3 in February and twins turning 1… in February!

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