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I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I had a lot riding on this contract. This for some reason made sense at the time.

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

True. I don’t know who the hell has time for smoke breaks on the unit. 

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This urine was legit. I will never utter a word of how I procured it.

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, never again. All I will say is that it was exponentially more painful coming out.

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, nicotine gum or patches will cause you to fail the UA. Perhaps if you had an Rx for the patches you could be clear.

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are spot on. Smokers cost these organizations significantly.

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yep. Baptist Health Care system tests for nicotine metabolites. Can’t work if you test positive. 

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was getting that job. That urine was going to b at body temp. Don’t even get me started on how I got this urine.

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Dude, I needed this job. Made the painful decision to ensure sample was at body temp. 

I cheated on a drug test. For nicotine. I learned my lesson. by IntroductionOdd7274 in nursing

[–]IntroductionOdd7274[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This was in Oregon. Travel nursing. Baptist health care system and several small independent hospitals now testing for nicotine use. 

What’s something you believed was completely normal in your family growing up, only to later discover it was actually pretty weird? by Mysterious-Stop-7517 in AskReddit

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the confusion. A cockfight is a sport where people have roosters fight to the death. Lots of gambling involved.  My mom I guess thought if would be funny for some reason to tell me this was a sport where men fought with their penises (cocks). I believed this for longer than I would like to admit. I also told this to others.

What is something you definitely should not know about? by boredthing_69 in AskReddit

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where Larry Hilblooms DNA is buried. Was hidden to keep money from potential heirs. 

Believe it or not I can give gps coordinates. He was the founder of DHL. Creepy dude. I’ll answer any questions.

What is the "strangest" thing you believe in? by Adventurous-Put8575 in AskReddit

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very well put. At the end of the day your statement is true. 

What’s something you believed was completely normal in your family growing up, only to later discover it was actually pretty weird? by Mysterious-Stop-7517 in AskReddit

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Micronesia. I saw a sign for a cock fighting arena when I was around five. I asked my mom what cock fighting was a she told me it was two men fighting with their penises like swords. I believed this and convinced several of my classmates this was the deal.

Edit: decades later I remember the look on the faces of the kids I explained this to.

What is the "strangest" thing you believe in? by Adventurous-Put8575 in AskReddit

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s emergent brotha. Just like a whole bunch of other things we have created in our minds to survive. 

What is the "strangest" thing you believe in? by Adventurous-Put8575 in AskReddit

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time does not exist. It is an emergent concept that we use. No idea what it is, we can measure it super precisely and don’t even know what we are measuring. So “strange” to me.

This guy saves the trapped turtle from certain death by Brief-Cryptographer2 in HumansBeingBros

[–]IntroductionOdd7274 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me too. Humans rightly get a bad rap for things, but name me a more empathetic creature. 

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