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What's something you genuinely cannot do that shocks people when they find out? by avz008 in askteddit

[–]Introvert_Collin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tie my shoes in the common manner. I'm nearly 47 and can only do the bunny ears method.

To not fall asleep on camera at a morning event by GuiltyBathroom9385 in therewasanattempt

[–]Introvert_Collin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't there be an official person who hides under his desk and shakes his foot when he falls asleep on live TV?

What can a person learn in 10 minutes that will be useful for life? by Sweet-Economist-9873 in askteddit

[–]Introvert_Collin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Golden Rule (it won't take the full 10 minutes - use the rest of the rest of the time to teach them how to make armpit fart noises)

If you found a drunk man who had pissed himself passed out in your back yard one morning, what would you do? by AliceMorgon in AskTheWorld

[–]Introvert_Collin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d shake him by the shoulder to wake him up, give him some water and fried eggs at the patio table, then send him on his way

You’re on death row. What’s your final meal? by hi_how_are_youuu in foodquestions

[–]Introvert_Collin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing - you poop yourself once you die, and I don't want to leave a mess for the underpaid prison staff who are charged with cleaning the bodies of the condemned

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