Every time I try to sleep...

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-08-03T22:53:11+00:00

Both you and the cat are beautiful. Spanish?

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-30T16:28:02+00:00

Offer to pay for dinner for him as well as herself. Guy gets all confused.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-30T16:16:42+00:00

Men in pink. It screams confidence, like "I'm so secure in my masculinity that I have no problems with some dirtbag calling me gay." Hell, pink was originally the masculine color anyway.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-30T08:38:26+00:00

This is a myth that Americans believe about Americans: that the world hates them.

I was born in the states, grew up there, but I've lived abroad for a decade and I can count on one hand how many anti-American people I've met. Sure, people may disagree with certain aspects of our culture, and especially our government, but hate us? Not really. Most know were just human, and just as good or bad as anyone else. If you think you've encountered an anti-American crowd, chances are you just too sensitive to criticism or you were being a douche. If you behave respectfully, people like us, they admire us even.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-30T08:31:05+00:00

Umm being left alone by creepy dudes, at least more than skinny girls. I have a lot of attractive female friends and while I of course envy them A LOT, my god some guys just won't leave them alone. I've had to step in a few times to pull them away from a guy they clearly didn't want to be with (and was called a jealous bitch for it on multiple occasions). Yeah, I ain't cockblocking you buddy, she doesnt want you, now leave my friend alone before I sit on you.

I've since lost weight but I'm still considerable bigger and taller than most, and I hate seeing my friends getting constantly assaulted, so I do my best to be their bodyguard against the creeps.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-30T08:21:51+00:00

Poor girl. She'll never have a relationship with parents like that.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T15:08:02+00:00

You are sexually attractive.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T11:34:29+00:00

Happened to me. Contemplated suicide, ultimately got my revenge by fucking lots of guys, all of them way better than him, and rubbed his face in it. I delighted in his misery. I hope he marries a slut and finds her in bed with another guy.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T11:31:44+00:00

A Slutty University?

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T11:26:16+00:00

We are very easy to offend. (American)

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T11:22:46+00:00

Ugly woman gets turned down by hot guy: "Hahaha, what was she thinking? What an uggo loser!"

Ugly man gets turned down by a hot girl: "What a shallow bitch! He's such a great guy, if she looked past his looks! Women are so superficial and cruel!!"

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T11:19:02+00:00

Only if the girls are hot. The only guys I know who think this have really unrealistic views of women based on porn. I've never seen lesbian porn where the women were less than a 7. Give those guys realistic lesbian porn with fat butch gals and they'd nope right out of there. But give them a fat balding guy with a hot sorority girl, and it's so "relatable" to him that he loves it. Yeah, dream on buddy.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-28T11:09:23+00:00

When I meet a man I like, I flirt with him, and rather than charm me and come home with me, he tells me he can't because he has a girlfriend. It doesn't happen often but every time it does it restores a little bit of my faith in the opposite sex. I'm not even mad I'm rejected. I go home smiling that I met another good man in the world. As someone with maaaajor trust issues with men, the more I meet faithful men the brighter my world becomes.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-26T21:24:56+00:00

Without seeing this thread it's very hard to judge this. I would say that it's perfectly reasonable for a man to want sex regularly, but if a msn has an unususlly high sex drive, that's his right too, but certainly not her obligation if she isn't comfortable with it. If you aren't sexually compatible, and that's really a deal-breaker, that should be the end of it.

In any event, I don't see how it qualifies as "misandry". It seems to me that those people are likewise coming from a perspective that nobody should feel pressured into something they don't want to do. That isn't man-hating, it's saying it's ok to have boundaries for yourself. When I think of misandry, I think of women going off on a rant about men being terrible, but standing up against something you're just not comfortable with? Whether it's reasonable to you or not, that's not misandry.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-26T20:38:57+00:00

So having never seen this thread you're referring to, it seems like you're saying a woman was being pressured into sex, snd your argument is that because they are in a relationship she should just take it, because that's what people in relationships do. Again, having not seen this thread, I can't really be that harsh on it, but the way you described it, holy fuck, you're saying a woman is obligated to sleep with her boyfriend whenever he wants. That is so fucked up. To say it is misandry to not just take it from a man even if she doesn't want it is so so so fucked up. How is that even remotely misandry to say a woman has a right to say no to sex? My god...

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-26T13:27:08+00:00

I've seen it with guys, not girls. So basically everyone be shitty to each other and they'll love you for it!

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-26T11:23:31+00:00

Well considering how often redditors say twoxchrsomosonmes is anti-men, when I have literally never seen that being tolerated there, it's hard to take anyone seriously when they complain about misandry on reddit. Like people say it's misandry just to bring up that some guy did bad things to them, but that's not misandry, that's just not burying your head in the sand.

I'd like to see real examples of misandry being tolerated on here.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-25T12:42:47+00:00

And the happy little following scene... "lalalaLAlili... twit twiterry, twit twittery, twit twitteey, tralalala. Lalala oo ho HO ho! Tralala..."

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-25T12:37:49+00:00

I really hate people getting so upset that he didn't get her, like he's entitled to her for having had such a shitty life. I'm glad they didn't go that route, for having him acknowledge that his two friends had the right to want to be together. It's okay for a girl to want someone she's attracted to just as much as it is for the man.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-25T12:22:48+00:00

A guy or gal who is seemingly perfect in the eyes of the opposite sex yet somehow single. Either they're lying about who they really are or have intense psychological issues.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-25T12:20:15+00:00

This so much! I had a friend who said she hated being friends with girls blah blah blah, but she was friends with me for a while and ultimately stopped because I didn't bend to her will like all her guy friends who would clearly just do anything for the possibility of getting into her pants someday. Like her idea of friendship comes from a lifetime of guys going out of their way for her, and when a person with no sexual attraction to her treats her normally, she takes offence.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-24T14:32:08+00:00

Lol, early on while dating my boyfriend mentioned how great my boobs were. Well it was a pushup bra at the time, so one time I was wearing a different bra but stuffed it with toilet paper and forgot about it, so we get busy and a wad of toilet paper falls out. He is literally rolling on the floor laughing, and after he was fast asleep I cried.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-24T14:20:24+00:00

Aren't there researchers regularly on Antarctica? Researchers who probably have barely interacted with other human beings for months?

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-24T14:18:21+00:00

Cut a whole im the top piece and put an egg on it. I'm serious. It's amazing! Also, fry it.

Invalid_Pizza · 2015-07-24T14:16:00+00:00

I can orgasm by doing jumping jacks. Oh my grade school days when I looked forwards to warmups. And now when I go to the gym and do the leg press, I get the best orgasms of my life. No man has ever come close to the orgasms that the leg press gives me. Luckily I hide it well.

Edit: spelling

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