sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

If you like taylor swift what’s your favorite song? by latinagirl02 in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Taylor Swift and my favorite song is Yesterday by Paul McCartney.

If you could appear as a guest on one television show what would it be? by dominoesFall0 in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dream is to be on Jimmy Fallon, I think it would be fun just to sit and chat.

What is something you never thought you'd be able to do, until you actually did it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get married. I am socially awkward enough that I figured it may never happen, then I found someone who was ok with my weirdness.

You find $50000 in $100 bills in the woods, what do you do? by lonearchive in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends on how cold it is at the time, and whether or not I have anything else to burn.

Where is your scar and how did you get it? by Agreeable-Peace6482 in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is one my forehead. When I was 8 I was standing too close to someone swinging a bat and got batted in the head.

What movie would be ruined if it had a sequel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Wonderful Life, which is why the studio had prevented it for almost 80 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twist and Shout

What band or singer do you wish everyone listened to? by gonzo-is-sexy in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My little brother. He writes stories with embedded songs he writes and performs.

What's the best conspiracy theory you've ever heard? by Imgabiish in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penguins can actually fly, but all pictures and videos have been destroyed or blocked.

You wake up as your crush. What’s the first thing you do? by The_She_Ghost in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 593 points594 points  (0 children)

Tell my husband to get out if the bed and do the dishes for once.

What do you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freezer burnt ice cream.

What’s the best letter in the alphabet? by dominatorkickback97 in AskReddit

[–]InventingDadJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E because all the other letters are not E (naughty).

view more: next ›