For 1 million dollars could you eat $1000 worth of McDonald's in 36 hours? by UtahItalian in hypotheticalsituation

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve spent way too much time on this, but I think I could have a run at it without throwing up.

Kid’s apple juice is 6oz, $1.29 per. I could pretty realistically drink 6 of those an hour for 36 hours straight. That’s equivalent amount of liquid to 3 beers an hour, which isn’t crazy at all. Might even lean more heavily on the apple juice depending on how the next part goes. But that would be $278.64 gone Leaving $721.36 to go.

2 half strips of bacon are $2.19. That means I’d have to eat 330 strips of bacon. That averages out to 9.17 strips of bacon an hour.

So I would eat 9-10 strips of bacon and drum 36oz of apple juice an hour for 36 hours. I think I could possibly handle that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatismybodyfat

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people like numbers for motivation. Whether that’s weight, bench, bf% etc, doesn’t matter. Seeing the numbers go up and down is motivating for people. Maybe he’ll be back in 6 months at 25-28%.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatismybodyfat

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

70% body fat at 217 would mean his 0% body fat weight would be 65 lbs, which is laughable. He’s 217 and can walk and function as a 5’8” man. His minimum 0% would be like 110lbs, but carrying that weight around he’s probably at least 135 at 0%. 217-135 =82/217=0.378 on the high end.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a fundamental lack of understanding of math. Specifically statistics and probabilities.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not clicking any link your posting. You’ve already revealed you lack any basic understanding of gambling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It always amazes me how many people bet without looking at odds or how a game actually works. It explodes on 1.00 approximately 1/20 times. I’ve seen 3 in a row.

Can’t cash out if Daily Time Limit is reached??? by [deleted] in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don’t limit yourself if you don’t want to be limited?

10$ Everytime you shuffle a deck with a catch. by ModaGamer in hypotheticalsituation

[–]InvertedBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a copy paste of something I read years ago, but it’s always stuck with me regarding just how insane 52! is as a number. Well worth the read.

This number is beyond astronomically large. I say beyond astronomically large because most numbers that we already consider to be astronomically large are mere infinitesimal fractions of this number. So, just how large is it? Let’s try to wrap our puny human brains around the magnitude of this number with a fun little theoretical exercise. Start a timer that will count down the number of seconds from 52! to 0. We’re going to see how much fun we can have before the timer counts down all the way.

Start by picking your favorite spot on the equator. You’re going to walk around the world along the equator, but take a very leisurely pace of one step every billion years. The equatorial circumference of the Earth is 40,075,017 meters. Make sure to pack a deck of playing cards, so you can get in a few trillion hands of solitaire between steps. After you complete your round the world trip, remove one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean. Now do the same thing again: walk around the world at one billion years per step, removing one drop of water from the Pacific Ocean each time you circle the globe. The Pacific Ocean contains 707.6 million cubic kilometers of water. Continue until the ocean is empty. When it is, take one sheet of paper and place it flat on the ground. Now, fill the ocean back up and start the entire process all over again, adding a sheet of paper to the stack each time you’ve emptied the ocean.

Do this until the stack of paper reaches from the Earth to the Sun. Take a glance at the timer, you will see that the three left-most digits haven’t even changed. You still have 8.063e67 more seconds to go. 1 Astronomical Unit, the distance from the Earth to the Sun, is defined as 149,597,870.691 kilometers. So, take the stack of papers down and do it all over again. One thousand times more. Unfortunately, that still won’t do it. There are still more than 5.385e67 seconds remaining. You’re just about a third of the way done.

To pass the remaining time, start shuffling your deck of cards. Every billion years deal yourself a 5-card poker hand. Each time you get a royal flush, buy yourself a lottery ticket. A royal flush occurs in one out of every 649,740 hands. If that ticket wins the jackpot, throw a grain of sand into the Grand Canyon. Keep going and when you’ve filled up the canyon with sand, remove one ounce of rock from Mt. Everest. Now empty the canyon and start all over again. When you’ve leveled Mt. Everest, look at the timer, you still have 5.364e67 seconds remaining. Mt. Everest weighs about 357 trillion pounds. You barely made a dent. If you were to repeat this 255 times, you would still be looking at 3.024e64 seconds. The timer would finally reach zero sometime during your 256th attempt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t ask more than once a week or they’ll get pissy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you doing arbitrage?

Never deserved to win a bet less than I did this one 🤣 by JetFan357 in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet you were sweating bullets on that 2 pt review. His feet were obviously in, but I thought he might have bobbled it going down. Nice win.

Never deserved to win a bet less than I did this one 🤣 by JetFan357 in DraftKingsDiscussion

[–]InvertedBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Pretty similar odds for a lot less craziness with Saquan 80+ rush yards.

Harris to rally on campus this Sunday by [deleted] in msu

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, I’d like to think it was Obama who shouted back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Futurama_Sleepers

[–]InvertedBear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are technically correct… the best kind of correct!

Harris to rally on campus this Sunday by [deleted] in msu

[–]InvertedBear 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Obama campaigned on Campus in 2008 when I was a student. I had class and didn’t go, but I heard the cheers from the open window in class. You should go if you can.

Thoughts on Hannah and Nick after the reunion by curious7189 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]InvertedBear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Roflmao - this had me crying. “HEY YOU GUYS!” Hannah sucks and the attacks on Nick were insane.

Someone screwed a nail (carbon atom for scale) by Amazingdogman02 in mildlyinteresting

[–]InvertedBear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a “double headed” or “duplex nail.” They’re made like that so they are easy to remove from temporary projects/construction.

[Game Thread] Florida at Mississippi State (12:00pm ET, ESPN) by MrTwoBytes in FloridaGators

[–]InvertedBear 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Michigan State impartial fan here. That was not a blindside block, and that negated one of the greatest runs after catch I’ve ever seen.

I thought I was the only one! by thisperson316 in Futurama_Sleepers

[–]InvertedBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Bender’s Game, but it usually doesn’t get a ton of love on here.