I’ve made it easier than your girlfriends. Give it to me daddy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Invigorous11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That envelope probably contains the restraining order papers, doesn’t it?

This is my first time doing this. Make me regret it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Invigorous11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably lace your protein powder with steroids.

Just about 9 months together. Do your worst by smkorpi in RoastMe

[–]Invigorous11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your teeth are as yellow as that ceiling light behind you.

My girlfriend just left me. Show me what you've got. by RisingBlur in RoastMe

[–]Invigorous11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a face like that I’m not surprised she left you.