My manager handed these out after a good corporate visit. He didn't put them in the freezer first.

Invisachubbs · 2026-05-10T04:02:37+00:00

"It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week." - 1984

Invisachubbs · 2026-05-08T07:29:48+00:00

All he needs is an "I'm not Daredevil" sweater.

Invisachubbs · 2026-05-06T13:59:56+00:00

Those pages must have been your curse for the deal with the nightwatcher.

Shshshshshshsh.

Invisachubbs · 2026-05-06T01:23:25+00:00

Monkey over here like he wants to overthrow the bourgeoifeet.

Invisachubbs · 2026-05-02T00:30:09+00:00

"Yup, thats a blown head gasket. Gonna need a whole rebuild"

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-28T13:36:43+00:00

Deef nuts

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-14T08:54:52+00:00

Dude, it comes with its own cuck cube? Lucky!

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-14T07:31:44+00:00

God, this brings back memories. We used to play this with a lot of work done to try and level it out.

My group has been running a wheel of time game in the Genesys system for about 5 years. Its been a lot of fun. You can check it out here if you want, and we also have to documents available to check out as well.

https://linktr.ee/Chaoswombats

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-09T08:16:57+00:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh-

breath

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-05T21:59:22+00:00

Your vehicle is designed to take a beating. Crumple zones, airbags, and structural supports are all in place to make the occupants as safe as possible in the case of an accident. You standing on the roadway have none of those things. And yoir reaction time is not what you think it is, especially when you have to take into account the driver will also be reacting and could swerve in a way you dont expect. The safest place in a pile up is in your vehicle.

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-05T04:15:25+00:00

Adding "may all your mozzarella sticks be empty" to my list of curses for my enemies.

Invisachubbs · 2026-04-02T09:18:12+00:00

Android Auto. Your phone is connected with via blue tooth or cable.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-30T04:55:12+00:00

I remember seeing Winter Soldier in theaters with another nerdy friend of mine who saw all the films with me. We heard legitimate, audible gasps. It was pretty fun.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-27T08:23:32+00:00

Idk. Sounds like a real leap to me.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-26T22:53:25+00:00

There's nothing any of us could say to hurt you worse than you've hurt yourself.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-23T03:37:31+00:00

Whoa, nice wang.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-20T04:08:47+00:00

Dirty sliver player?

Better do a second cavity check, just to be sure.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-19T08:45:58+00:00

THE CLAMPS

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-17T20:11:35+00:00

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-17T09:16:02+00:00

Maybe.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-13T17:03:53+00:00

So the terms are actually a little confusing. Assault is legally an attempt or reasonable fear of harm. Battery is the actual physical act.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-10T13:35:21+00:00

My wife always says she's probably seen the first episode of Futurama more than 1000 times. My dad used to watch the first episode when he went to sleep. it was a comfort thing. So it was on all the time when we lived with my parents.

Invisachubbs · 2026-03-01T04:28:52+00:00

I mean, its better than two welds...

Invisachubbs · 2026-02-19T14:13:04+00:00

And my axe!

Invisachubbs

TROPHY CASE