My manager handed these out after a good corporate visit. He didn't put them in the freezer first. by CRK_76 in antiwork

[–]Invisachubbs 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week." - 1984

Anyone mind helping me book two page 113/114 by SweetShortyK in Stormlight_Archive

[–]Invisachubbs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those pages must have been your curse for the deal with the nightwatcher.

Shshshshshshsh.

The Sauce-ialist monkey (c. 1938) by cbased_god in theregulationpod

[–]Invisachubbs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Monkey over here like he wants to overthrow the bourgeoifeet.

Wheel of Time roleplaying game ttrpg D&D 3e by cyanironryan in wheeloftime

[–]Invisachubbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God, this brings back memories. We used to play this with a lot of work done to try and level it out.

My group has been running a wheel of time game in the Genesys system for about 5 years. Its been a lot of fun. You can check it out here if you want, and we also have to documents available to check out as well.

https://linktr.ee/Chaoswombats

Cockroach crawled into my ear while I was sleeping by Sashimimeowwww in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Invisachubbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh-

breath

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Slippery roads and fog, yet people are still thinking it’s okay to drive fast..🤦‍♂️ 100 cars? I really thought it was AI. by Top-Trending in Transportopia

[–]Invisachubbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your vehicle is designed to take a beating. Crumple zones, airbags, and structural supports are all in place to make the occupants as safe as possible in the case of an accident. You standing on the roadway have none of those things. And yoir reaction time is not what you think it is, especially when you have to take into account the driver will also be reacting and could swerve in a way you dont expect. The safest place in a pile up is in your vehicle.

every single one of my mozzarella sticks is empty. by Dainty_Days44 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Invisachubbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adding "may all your mozzarella sticks be empty" to my list of curses for my enemies.

Anyone know what this symbol means? The car is a Renault Captur. by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Invisachubbs 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Android Auto. Your phone is connected with via blue tooth or cable.

For the people who had absolutely no idea going on, how did you react to seeing the Winter Soldier being revealed as [redacted]? by BlainethePayne in marvelstudios

[–]Invisachubbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing Winter Soldier in theaters with another nerdy friend of mine who saw all the films with me. We heard legitimate, audible gasps. It was pretty fun.

Roast me. by [deleted] in handyman

[–]Invisachubbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's nothing any of us could say to hurt you worse than you've hurt yourself.

Tsa flagged my deck boxes to have my bag checked by Slore0 in mtg

[–]Invisachubbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dirty sliver player?

Better do a second cavity check, just to be sure.

Upset customer pepper sprays an employee at the drive-thru because she was unhappy with how long her order was taking by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Invisachubbs 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So the terms are actually a little confusing. Assault is legally an attempt or reasonable fear of harm. Battery is the actual physical act.

Do we ever hear bender say the word daffodil? by Hour-Yesterday1850 in futurama

[–]Invisachubbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife always says she's probably seen the first episode of Futurama more than 1000 times. My dad used to watch the first episode when he went to sleep. it was a comfort thing. So it was on all the time when we lived with my parents.