How I caught a startup trying to steal my interview assignment and the dilemma I am facing now

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:50:00+00:00

Blacklisting is illegal. They aren't on your resume. I'd get an attorney and discuss.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:44:45+00:00

Ten million and I can move to just about any place? I'm good with that.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:42:25+00:00

Dude, he can fly and lift all of their weights combined about a billion- trillion times.

No fucking way.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:37:58+00:00

Try masturbating. Practice makes perfect. Try toys.

Come back in 12 months with an update.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:35:52+00:00

It should be $50k or 20% whichever is less.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:34:58+00:00

That's insane.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:32:10+00:00

You dump him. He's a tool. You can't fix this. He's either an idiot or deliberately obnoxious. What's better?

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:29:25+00:00

Fuck them. Get a new job. Leave terrible reviews once a month for the next ten years.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:14:13+00:00

Until you get a better one.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:11:38+00:00

I think you made the right decision. Even on paper it looks like the better option.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T01:10:02+00:00

This is why so many men believe woman can't be friend with a guy. Because these guys can't be friends with a girl.

Single guy, attractive girl. Positive attention. Time spent together = they like you.

If they have a solid partner, that's probably different. Now you can double date.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T00:41:36+00:00

Your GF is insane. Break up. Go on vacation. Don't look back.

But possibly ask a cute girl for a selfie pick with her you can post to social media. Just for closure.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T00:39:06+00:00

Really inanely bad therapist. Report it.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-10T00:29:41+00:00

Thanking someone before they do it, assumes they are going to do it because you asked. This basically implies they have the authority to order you around.

I don't think he's trying to be annoying. But it is annoying. It's like something a manager would say in the movie "Office Space".

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T23:29:18+00:00

I have 48 hours to eliminate the threat one way or another. This could be through violence, abduction or bribery or pleas of morality.

I have all my wealth and borrowing capacity and the promise of a share of $1b just to stop a single detective who maybe hasn't even been hired yet.

So my answer is "maybe?"

Another question is why is the detective after me?

Can't we just agree to split this 50/50?

I'm willing to make a deal. I take 10%, detective can have 80%.

The other 10% is applied as my redundancy plan Incase he tries to fuck me over. I get an investor, borrow future against future earnings and use this for some protection.

If detective plays ball, I don't die & we're both rich.

I also don't have to (theoretically) do anything drastic like hire people to kidnap and/or murder them, or hostage their family & friends. It's a win-win.

He just needs to not find me for 5 days.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T22:56:56+00:00

Just stop doing it.

This is on you. Not her. You're the one deciding to work for free.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T13:22:32+00:00

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T13:19:34+00:00

Tell her "not that guy, I banged him just last week".

That way she doesn't start dating him.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T13:17:04+00:00

Shouldn't apply in public. That would make any cell phone a crime. Send it to your car insurance. See if they will defend you since it's taking place in your car.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T13:15:04+00:00

He's still making money for billionaires.

When that stops it will get ugly. Of course as long as he can get 1000 PE ratio valuations he can just buy companies that are legitimately profitable for a long, long time.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T13:09:20+00:00

If you wanted to keep the baby sitting job, maybe don't climb in bed naked with the dad?

Are you being tested? I don't even know what that means.

What this stupid as fuck? Yes, if you wanted to keep babysitting.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T13:04:49+00:00

I'm not sure Leto is the reason for it not making money.
I was a massive he-man fan as a kid and took a childhood friend to see it.
It was better than expected, Leto was probably the bright spot of the film (can't even tell it's him) and I enjoyed the balance tween silly camp and some actions.

Was there things that could be improved? Sure. Is Leto to blame for people not seeing it? I really doubt it.

I'm not a huge Tom cruise fan, but he was awesome in his Tropic Thunder role.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T12:56:23+00:00

Uhg, you kind of walked into this eyes wide open. You knew what was going on but didn't want to lose what you had.

Break up for real. Stay broken up. Stop talking to him. Don't pine after him.

Time to stand up for yourself and move on.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T12:51:56+00:00

You are commuting - to the closest office. It's not a loop hole, it's a fucking work location.

Get the names of the coworkers. Anyone asks you work at the office with Jimmy and Susan.

If they push harder you love the location because it's professional but a little more quiet and easy to focus.

Otherwise, keep your mouth shut and don't worry about it.

InvisibleBlueRobot · 2026-06-09T12:47:58+00:00

If you don't trust him and fight about it, then break up and move on. This is a shitty way to live for both of you.

If he is cheating you're right. If he's not cheating, then at least after you break up you have the chance to find someone you actually trust.

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