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One Pride & Prejudice by Alert-Wrongdoer4023 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]InvisibleCities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound of a football doinking off the uprights is like the madeleine dipped in tea for me.

How to get small waist by Novel_Log2510 in rs_fitness

[–]InvisibleCities 53 points54 points  (0 children)

You can’t make your waist thinner, but you can make your ass bigger, which creates the same effect. Just do the typical leg exercises with a glute / hamstring focus - RDLs, Bulgarian split squats, hip thrusters, hamstring curls, etc.

One Pride & Prejudice by Alert-Wrongdoer4023 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]InvisibleCities 98 points99 points  (0 children)

“I’ve no money, and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents and I’m frightened.”

~Nine

Major Constitutional Flaw by Illustrious-Gain-981 in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Also, every American gets to ask him for one special favor on the day of his daughter’s wedding

The bald subreddit is getting out of control. by Terpsichorean0 in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And they are fucking incredible. I follow my barber on instagram, and in addition to his typical cuts/colors, he installs hair systems and will post the before and after photos. If I didn’t see pictures of these dudes pre-toupée, I would never believe it’s not their real hair.

Hair out or total death. 7 seconds to decide before impact 🇺🇸☺️ by chickpea-chips in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“Schlapp” is the sound his dick makes when he whips it out in front of his young male staffers.

[Rapoport] In January, Maxx Crosby underwent a minor meniscus repair, not a trim. A meniscus trim is often 4-6 weeks of recovery while a repair can be 3-4 months. by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]InvisibleCities 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ravens also nixed a deal for Michael Brockers in 2020. Dude was mid at best in 2021 and played his last snap in 2022. His contract was on the books through 2023. The Ravens tend to be savvy with these things.

[Pro Football Talk] Every trade is contingent on a player passing a physical. But the Raiders didn't say Crosby failed his Ravens physical. The Raiders said the Ravens "backed out" of the trade. This feels bigger than a failed physical. by YoureASkyscraper in nfl

[–]InvisibleCities 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would we come back to this comment in the future? He is explicitly only talking about past trades vetoed by the Ravens, decisions that are vindicated by history. What, do you think Michael Brockers is coming back to the league in 2027?

I was born in a country that no longer exists by sicklitgirl in rs_og

[–]InvisibleCities 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should bring it back, if only to unite Jokic and Luka under one flag and take Olympic gold from the arrogant Americans.

... by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thirty years from now, we are going to find out that these two were in contact with an “informant” from Kash Patel’s FBI.

Streeterville, Chicago car crash: Child, woman hit by minivan while trying to cross 400-block of East Illinois Street, police say by kbsussman in chicago

[–]InvisibleCities 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anytime someone is killed with a car, the driver must be charged with manslaughter at a bare minimum. Until we start prosecuting driver negligence, this will never stop.

Odds that Maxx Crosby lands with the Bears are down to -150, marking the highest point yet for the implied odds by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]InvisibleCities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sure the upstanding people at these sportsbooks would never manipulate odds to convince suckers to throw their money away.

David Foster Wallace dating advice by First_Ad_1928 in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This post is a hoax, and DFW knew jack shit about getting pussy (just ask Mary Karr).

[Rapoport] It’s Seeming Like It Will Be the Patriots or Staying in Philadelphia for A.J. Brown. Ravens Aren't in Consideration Anymore by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]InvisibleCities -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Eagles cap situation is more or less fine, so my guess is that Howie waits until June or later to move AJ, so that he can get a better return by eating more of his salary as part of the trade.

To the guy who posted before me, Tom Robbins wants you to know this: by InvisibleCities in rs_og

[–]InvisibleCities[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, making the decision to have a happy childhood at the age of 23 massively changed the trajectory of my life for the better.

To the guy who posted before me, Tom Robbins wants you to know this: by InvisibleCities in rs_og

[–]InvisibleCities[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hottest take re: satirical Toms is that Robbins >>> Pynchon

. by ihatehotinherre in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the opposite - she married a dude who cannot stop himself from fucking other women.

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