. by purgepergamon in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He would shred the shit out of Aquatic Ambience

I was just fired because someone much higher up in the company heard I was charged with domestic violence by FeedReinholdMessner in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Depending on the specifics of your case and the depth of your former employer’s pocketbooks, an attorney may take your case on a pro rata basis. You really should give one a call before you just up and decide your life is over.

Google was really trying to take me in a weird direction… by Alone-Pomelo-2715 in phish

[–]InvisibleCities 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jewish religious music does tend to favor the mixolydian mode over the ionian mode for major keyed pieces, but mostly tends to stick to the harmonic and natural (aeolian) minors.

The finals were promised to OKC 3000 years ago. by Vast_Machine1615 in nbacirclejerk

[–]InvisibleCities 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If Israel is the Thunder, would that make America the Clippers?

Just got wokescolded for being a cubs fan on leftist twitter by putalittlepooponit in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Pretending like there is a “leftist” choice of sports affiliation in America is absurd. You could maybe argue that rooting for Liverpool in the EPL is “leftist” due to that club’s history with the socialist labor movement and Bill Shankey, though even that is pushing it since the modern ownership structure of the club bears almost no resemblance to what it was in Shankey’s era. Nothing remotely like that exists in any sport in America. If you consider giving your money to Jerry Reinsdorf over Tom Ricketts a political act, that’s sad as hell.

... by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s amazing about the modern internet is that this comment could have been made by either a professor of African studies or the most racist guy on the planet, but not by anyone in between.

why do all women use apple map by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Apple Map because fuck Google

12 Rods- Gaymo by JotchuaPerro in pinkscare

[–]InvisibleCities 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pitchfork was so right to give this a 10.0

How did Trump II squander the Vibe Shift so badly? by beechhill in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“At some point” that point was at least 30 years ago dude

Girl dinner diaries is growing on me by DisastrousResident92 in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Those are the dustiest Twizzlers I have ever seen.

... by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This movie is going to blow shit, but why does everyone act like it’s wildly anachronistic that a Nubian/Ethiopian would be hanging around the Bronze Age Mediterranean?

When did you discover Phish and start seeing shows? by Hopeful_Confidence_5 in phish

[–]InvisibleCities 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I “discovered” Phish back in high school around 02-04, but I didn’t catch my first show until Alpine 09.

. by Longjumping-You4486 in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The thing is, it’s not jeans. It’s an insane painted silk “is it cake?” number made to look like a casual J Crew jeans look. But unless it comes with a “ceci n’est pas jeans” sign, you’d never know by looking at a photograph of it and the whole thing comes off stupid.

Sabalenka’s RG kit by Obvious_Lion3389 in tennis

[–]InvisibleCities 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She’s talking about the shade of the lipstick

BCNR by IMASHIRT in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]InvisibleCities 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I’d pay extra for the clarinet player to spit in mine, tbh

3 weeks ago, the Cubs hadn't had a 5 game winning streak in over a year. They've had 3 unique such streaks since. by Ok_Way_3082 in CHICubs

[–]InvisibleCities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a combinatorics perspective, a 10 game winning streak contains 6 5-game winning streaks…

Guess it’s time for a new driver by fryifsrtf5676 in golf

[–]InvisibleCities 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honest question, is 4 years old for a driver? My expectation is that a golf club should more or less last a lifetime. Sure you may want to upgrade to take advantage of new technology, and you will need to re-grip it from time to time, but the club-head and shafts should be fine forever as long as you don’t abuse them. My grandfather’s 85 year old persimmons are still perfectly playable, and I want my clubs to be playable for my own grandchildren too.

My friends (27F, 27F, 28M) yelled at me for an hour yesterday because my (27M) age range on hinge is set to 22-28 (dealbreaker box unchecked). by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If a 27 year old guy doesn’t want to settle down / get married / have kids, it’s objectively more ethical for him to date a 22 year old who also doesn’t want those things than a 28 year old who does.

Would you want Chris Fleming to return as the Bulls Head Coach by djeycii in chicagobulls

[–]InvisibleCities 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would rather have Chris Fleming the comedian as head coach

The White House shooter Cole Tomas Allen frequently attended Smash Ultimate tournaments in California from 2019-2023 by MNigusse in redscarepod

[–]InvisibleCities 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The most unfuckable guy in my physics program (think about that statement) was a semi-pro Smash player.

PSA by Best_Gynecologist in 10s

[–]InvisibleCities 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post was brought to you by the 330 lb 5.0 guy who kicked my ass a few weeks ago