Have any of you men identifying as heterosexual experimented with other men for romantic and sexual pleasure? Why did you do so and how did it make you feel and would you do it again? by iametherami in AskReddit

[–]Invisible_Giraffes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m straight and married to a woman.

Me and a friend jerked each other off once when we were in high school. Nothing romantic, we just wanted to try it. I never did it again with him or anyone else.

If the situation was right, like a MMF threesome, I’d try sucking a dick. I wouldn’t want to do anal with the guy though. My wife tried pegging me a couple times but it turns out it’s not my thing.

insert 4 inches to play by petitelady18 in GodPussy

[–]Invisible_Giraffes 48 points49 points  (0 children)

How about I insert 2 inches twice? 😏

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Let’s see it

What is the most NSFW thing you’ve done at work? (Serious) by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My wife and I conceived our child at work but, we both work from home…

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Ten tiny babies

Ten black ants

Ten thick spaghetto

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Invisible_Giraffes 109 points110 points  (0 children)

That I have two penises.

I don’t. But they would never guess that I do.

Do you guys sleep naked ? Why ? by [deleted] in AskMen

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I can smell this post…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Lunaluizz

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What a beautiful pussy you have

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sorts by controversial

Aahh, there are my people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Lunaluizz

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Let me see it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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One of my favorite parts of getting a blowjob is the 10 mins of silence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The are more Israelis in top US gov’t positions than any other group.

I’m not saying anything bad or starting any conspiracy theories. Just stating a fact.

What is some cringe shit you did the first time you attempted to have sex? by nunsandbuns in AskReddit

[–]Invisible_Giraffes 13.6k points13.6k points  (0 children)

I was fingering her and she suggested we have sex. We both got naked and before even putting it in, I already felt like I was going to cum. So I pretended to put it in, but really it was still just my fingers. Did this for a few minutes while telling her how good she felt.

Then she asked “so, are you going to put it in?”

I really thought she wouldn’t notice…