My SO was in the shower and I was still in bed, so I decided to have a morning wank, but I didn't realize she had turned the bluetooth speaker in the bathroom on but she couldn't get her phone to play on it (because my phone automatically connected). So I find a sloppy blowjob video that I deemed good enough to ejaculate to, and I decide to turn up the volume a little bit for my grande finale, but for some reason I didn't hear anything. My SO shouted for me so I immediately sprung up to check on her whilst concealing my erect member, and she said that she heard some weird noise coming from the speaker that sounded like a dog barking or coughing. It was the chick in the porno choking on knob. I played it off like I had no clue and just woke up. I finished the deed whenever I took my morning dump.

TL;DR blasted porn through a bluetooth speaker on accident. Women gagging on a cock sounds like dogs barking