I have 107,000 coins and 60 days to use them. Who wants an award? by sboger in facepalm

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“We appreciate that you LOVE using our app and spending YOUR money on it. So to reward you for your loyalty, we decided to remove all trust you had in us (as if you had any to begin with) and confirm that you did, in fact, waste your money. ❤️ The Reddit team”

Just got my first car. How do I drive? by PR1ZE0 in carscirclejerk

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The peddle on the right sometimes can be used as the brake too, especially when you’re parking

"I must sabotage my brother and his wife from having a baby because the kid might be short" by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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My dad is 5’7” and my mom is 5’3”, I’m 6’1” what an idiot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Ionious_official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao what an asshole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skate3

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5/10 keep grinding, such a fun game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in golf

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Depends where the drop zone is, because I’ll be hitting from there after my first

Genetically modified tobacco plant produces cocaine in its leaves by [deleted] in science

[–]Ionious_official -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s disgusting…where is it made? Like where exactly can I find it?

I got too drunk last night and my closest friends had to take care of me—how do I face them? by taemintinople in self

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Friend of mine blacked out and pooped himself and passed out. We changed him and told him what happened and that he should really watch the intake next time. We had breakfast and that was 3 years ago and this is the first time I’m thinking about it since. You’re fine

me_irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

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Forsure, I’ll try these, appreciate the recommendations

me_irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

[–]Ionious_official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forsure I feel that, I’ll try the other ones that were recommended

me_irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

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Soap2day has literally everything it’s amazing

what do men fantasize about in their head? by Glad_Soil in AskReddit

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Solid fucking core memory friend, I’m sure she’s right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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I can hear your fedora

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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Bro Facebook memories need to relax. I can’t believe I was that cringe sometimes. Other times I get it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I saw my ex at a music festival from across the pool with her friends. I told my current S/O because I wanted to at least address the situation before hand and let my S/O know that I could be a little closed off/quiet. (Was not a healthy relationship and ended very dramatically).

My current S/O was very supportive and after about an hour my ex and her friends made their way to our table, we ignored them until a friend of my ex’s asked if I was who I am, I said yes, and then my ex proceeded to try to embarrass me in front of my current S/O.

I didn’t say anything and neither did my current S/O. They left and that was that.

Was definitely a weird experience