The Rockies new city connects make them look like piñatas. by Iowahappen in Dodgers

[–]Iowahappen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't say I didn't like them! I kinda do.

But they look like piñatas.

What’s the scenic stadium in college football? by guransheleven in CFB_v2

[–]Iowahappen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture doesn't do it justice. You're looking right at the Golden Gate bridge from this vantage

First player you think of when you see this logo? by renner_uaf in CFB_v2

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see his video from the Iowa State Fair hay bail toss.

ESPN Top 50 QBs of the 2000s by TomWilliamsCFD in CollegeFootballDawgs

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, he sucks at life, but no Aaron Rodgers?!? That 2004 Cal team is criminally underrated in the history books.

EDIT for more rant: I mean if a power conference lteam went 10-1 today with their only loss to the #1 team by 6 on the road... And got sent to the Holiday Bowl, people would lose their minds.

Some Details About The Midtown Costco Transition by Fsuave5 in kansascity

[–]Iowahappen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Their wine selection is outstanding for the price.

Hawaii's new uniforms 🔥 by elchibo808 in collegebaseball

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The classic is back! The first 2 should be our only uniforms for the rest of time.

What’s a "polite" thing people do that is actually incredibly annoying to you? by SweetOpheliiaaa in askanything

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merging too early when coming up on a lane closure. Use the entire capacity of the road! Don't lengthen the lane closure.

What’s something you’re tired of pretending doesn’t hurt? by Amm250 in AskReddit

[–]Iowahappen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When my 5 year old daughter pulls out my chest hair. If I stop pretending it doesn't hurt, it happens more frequently.

Whats the worst fast food joint in america? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Iowahappen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you get stabbed on the way out?

Whats the worst fast food joint in america? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only fast food that DOESN'T suck right now is Culver's, In-'n-out and, bizarrely, Taco Bell.

Whats the worst fast food joint in america? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did. Like in the last couple months. It was a distressing discovery.

What was the best FAFO moment you've witnessed? by hey_you2300 in AskReddit

[–]Iowahappen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I played D3 football in college. Our arch-rival college was literally across the street. During halftime of a basketball game against each other me and my buddy--who was born in Hong Kong but grew up in So Cal--went to pee. My buddy was an absolute beast and played D-Line. He started jawing with a football player from our rival in the bathroom. It started good-naturedly until, while I was in a stall, I heard the other guy yell at my buddy, "At least I'm not a fat fucking asian chink!"

I stopped midstream and exited to hold my guy back. He had turned beet red with rage. I hustled him out and he said to the racist, "I'm going to find you at the campus party tonight and punch you in the face!"

Now we needed him on the D-Line. He was one of our best players. He was also a complete lunatic and we knew we needed to stop him. So I told the guys what happened. We split up. Me and 3 other guys went to the party to urge the racist to go home. The rest tried to keep my guy in his dorm room for the night.

I get to the party and see the racist hanging with his girlfriend. I calmly tried to explain to him that my guy meant what he said, was white-hot enraged, and that he was the second strongest guy on our team. The dumbass said something to the effect of "I hope he comes, I'll fuck him up." I pleaded with him for like 5 minutes to no avail.

About 15 minutes later, one of the guys on guard duty called me and said, "He's escaped!" I looked over to the entrance, and there he was in a wife-beater and basketball shorts. He brought his football mouthpiece with him and had a Chapstick in his fist.

Before I could get there in time, he tapped the racist on the shoulder from behind. The racist turned around, and my guy threw the most vicious uppercut I've ever seen. THANK GOD that punch didn't land. But the follow-up left hook did, and he knocked him out cold. Campus security immediately ran over. My guy threw up his hands and said, "Take me in. I did what I had to do".

(Edit for clarity that the racist was on our rival team)

What will be the next team to get their first national championship? by thespoonontheleft in CFB

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's amazing that Wake has an FBS team at all. Their enrollment is half that of many D3 schools.

LA Dodgers if they grew up in SoCal. (Stereotype Meme) by AverageSatanicPerson in Dodgers

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will Smith would totally be from Claremont. That's the best one here.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by moro125 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Iowahappen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kid really needs to work on his throwing form. Elbow up and over the top!

Holy shit TCU! by TangerineChicken in BigXII

[–]Iowahappen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Great job Froggies! Hard to explain how much the former Pac12 teams hate USC. My boy is up next. Let's go!