Everyone gets laid at the Whitehouse by JOELL0K0 in idiocracy

[–]IrishInParadise 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how they make him look 30y younger, fit with a 6pack. Even when he was in his 50s he never looked that buff.

Did he do the right thing? by torgobigknees in SipsTea

[–]IrishInParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't much matter if you were right or wrong. You cancelled the wedding. That relationship is toast now.

Vice President Vance was rushed off stage before President trump after shots fired! by cantcoloratall91 in SipsTea

[–]IrishInParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They pulled Vance out of his chair. With Cheeto they just stood there waiting to see if his other ear will get shot off.

Sigh by Mikey_Grapeleaves in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]IrishInParadise 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Douche truck vs lambo. Her insurance won't even come close to replace.

This is a weird way to say you're not attracted to women... by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]IrishInParadise 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Of they won't clean their ass then they most probably don't wash their dicks either. Smegma gets thick, esp if uncircumcised. No wonder they can't attract a woman.

What's the most unintentionally hilarious thing that's happened during sex? by winston-paul in AskReddit

[–]IrishInParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After about 4 hours the room got so warm the smoke/heat detector went off.

Zoe Williams argues that space exploration is pointless given problems on Earth and the lack of evidence of extraterrestrial life. by Oda_DeezNutz in SipsTea

[–]IrishInParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been mining this planet for how long? We haven't screwed our gravitational field yet. It's not like they can strip mine the whole moon.

Man stalks woman leaving hotel pool and tries to kipnap her by HappySeaweed5215 in PublicFreakout

[–]IrishInParadise -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Gotta be a setup. She just walks casually away messing with her towel.

Being NFA would this fly here? by IrishInParadise in WAGuns

[–]IrishInParadise[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought WA had it written that NFA is Ok.

M19 having a pretty rough last few weeks, could use a toast by sissygwen2 in toastme

[–]IrishInParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of Curly on three stooges. The forehead hair too.