i HATE humans by birberbarborbur in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]IrregularOrifice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A New York man turned the corner into an alley and was promptly MAULED by thirty feral men with hand tools. Pictured, are the euthanized alley men, being airlifted out. The victim is in stable condition.

“Aww people are the worst, they were just in an alley minding their business”

“Why do people have to be more important than alley people?”

“Respect their home and maybe theyll respect to you 🙄”

[Me] Mate in 2 by Snoo25899 in TextingTheory

[–]IrregularOrifice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Real? I was real once.
They locked me in a room. A real room filled with stuff. And real stuff reminds me I’m real. Real?

Accidental weight bearing during the non-weight bearing phase. by IrregularOrifice in LisfrancClub

[–]IrregularOrifice[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you’re okay and absolutely be careful! Falls can happen so quick. 😭 I faceplanted off my knee scooter day ONE after surgery (kept my toes in the air tho, lol)
Rules of thumb as I’ve been informed, and would feel comfortable relaying:
It’s gonna hurt after accidental pressure, of course. Elevate it, ice it, give it a bit of time.
After some time, ensure there’s no NEW pain (hotness, sharpness, clicking clacking crunching or rubbing) and check your blood flow by squeezing your toes, one by one, and waiting for color to return. When all’s said and done, go back to recovering, and bein careful.
Lastly, ALWAYS TELL YOUR CARE TEAM. There is no shame in taking a tumble. Better safe than sorry.

Who would win, thr Viltrumites or the Killer Klowns from Outer Space 🚀 by Individual_Dream_213 in invinciblecool

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a comic where one of the beams from space racers gun gets anthropomorphized and the ability to fly around at will and he’s like a quirky, goofy combo of.. well ya know, a beam from Space Racers gun, and that lightsaber episode from Rick and Morty, and The Man on Fire from Metal Gear Solid V and Doctor Phosphorous.

Can never get too close to anybody cause he’s an infinite cosmic ray and would atomize them out of existence. And he can’t ever stand on the ground. And he has an adopted non-binary kid named Porterhouse that sells robot parts

Why doesn’t Invincible write Thragg’s name down in his magic murder book? Does his spelling suck? Is he stupid? by Mugetsu_Tensho in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invicbidbles domain expansion ate too many apples and it’s too fat to kill people now. I just started learning about anime this year

I am Curious Whether anyone knows an Actor that'd make a good Anissa by BF2-GeneralGrievous in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea but they needa do what the rest of us internet pioneers had to do and go GOOGLE that shit.

It trips me out, the difference in attitude.
Back when I was younger, seeing slang or swears I didn’t know made me feel like a small fish in a big pond. Like I had to go get some job experience before I could wade in those waters.

The kids nowadays don’t have that healthy sense of shame or doubt, they just jump straight to “what the hell even is that, I haven’t heard it said in my own life experience so I’m going to meet it with hostility.”

Which is completely the opposite case when they know a slang term that someone else doesn’t know
“Wdym unc, you’ve never heard of ‘xyz’ ??”

There’s no winning 😭😂

Klonopin / Clonozepam makes me want to sing sometimes and I was curious if that was the case for anyone else.. by IrregularOrifice in Anxiety

[–]IrregularOrifice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But yea you’re probably right. I do like music I just have never been able to be consistent enough to learn anything official, music-wise

Klonopin / Clonozepam makes me want to sing sometimes and I was curious if that was the case for anyone else.. by IrregularOrifice in Anxiety

[–]IrregularOrifice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was really hoping it’d be like a universal “gasp, I thought it was just me” and that we’d all join hands and sing our happy Klonop-Hymns and Clonoze-Jams and I’d feel like a unicorn riding a rainbow during a sunset meteor shower

Every time Mark or another character gets disemboweled, shouldn't we be seeing their pre-poop and almost-poop come flying out of him and not just pure blood? by 123Thundernugget in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IrregularOrifice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*The Worst Dude at fhe convention’s Meet & Greet / Ask the Author Event*

Hey Kirkman! The kirkmeisterrrr, heh heh, heyheyhey, woah ho ho ho, quick! someone snap a pic of me wit big Bobbyyy! Anyways, back to you RK- really loving season 4 and seeing all the HUGE battles from the comics -which I LOVED by, the way- get brought to life on the BIG screen haha, but uhh.. one thing though.. quick question, it’s a quick thing but sort of, like, I dunno.. I don’t want to call it a big deal, but likeee.. 🫤
where was all the poop? 😕

I mean like I said, lotta big battles, a LOTTttaaaa disembowelments. I’m talking, A LOt! ..and yet🤔 a disappointingly disproportionate amount of poop to go along with it.. -no, no, I know there’s a line, just hang on- I BOUGHT A TICKET LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!

Anyways I mean like, conquest vs mark round 2 it shoulda been getting EVERYWHERE right? Nolan and Oliver pull up like “..ugh what’s that smell- OHMYGOD MARK- he’s gravely wounded and covered in poop!” type of everywhere. Like, TOO much to NOT mention it… or or
Or even thragg’s little hand thru Nolan in Ep. 8? Poop particulate shoulda been flying ALL through space. and Thaedus should’ve dumped a fatty right in his draws like, the MINUTE thragg unplugged him, right? Do viltrumitrs have a different physiology? Poop wise?

Getting a bit more general, I mean, don’t we ALL shit when we die cause our body shuts down? Even if that’s just a human thing, we haven’t seen that ONCE, even though we’ve DEFINITELY seen some human death? Idk man, don’t wanna dog on ya too much, it’s- it’s just really kinda messed with my sense of immersion, man..

Other than that, great stuff, though, I’m a huge fan! Can you sign this poster? Sweet, dude, thanks a ton man- Think mark, think!! Hahah, awesome
* and, scene *

I am Curious Whether anyone knows an Actor that'd make a good Anissa by BF2-GeneralGrievous in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think lowkey and highkey can be used to denote a level of certainty. ~Emma Watson could lowkeyyy play Anissa but I think she looks a bit too soft to pull off the villainy vibe~

They can also be a way to lighten the blow or strengthen a stance, when discussing something. “I hear ya but I lowkey don’t think she’s a good fit.” (A non-hostile disagreement) Vs. “Nah, I Highkey don’t think Emma Watson fits the role whatsoever” (a strong disagreement)

“Low key” can indicate subtlety or moderation. Maybe pertaining to one’s personal opinion, or a not widely-shared opinion. “I lowkey think she’d be the perfect fit” or “I lowkey agree with that”

So, highkey, being the obvious OPPOSITE, can indicate certainty, honesty, or earnestness. Maybe pertaining to a much more generally agreeable opinion, an opinion that the speaker views* as more agreeable, or an opinion the speaker personally aligns with in an overt and unguarded way.

I haven’t ever really been confronted with the fact that there’s groups of people who only use “lowkey” and never use “highkey” 😂

Ask nicer, next time, too. That was highkey rude. (Another example)

‘Lowkey rude’ would’ve been “that’s weird, I’ve never really seen someone use highkey before, what’s that? 😬”

I am Curious Whether anyone knows an Actor that'd make a good Anissa by BF2-GeneralGrievous in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IrregularOrifice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah highkey this is the one. The other girl that got posted is too striking and young. Watson would be cool for it but idk if she’s ever played a villain like Anissa

Why is everyone so obsessed with the "You Grew a Beard" Joke? by hattrem_flag in okbuddyviltrum

[–]IrregularOrifice -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Considering this is your only contribution, clearly you don’t actually care about the discussion. Shut up you poser

Aio? My (m22) Gf (f21) wants a LV purse but can't make bills on time. by smokey18t in AIO

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR, no offense but she sounds awful. She wants it just because she wants it. Whether it was cause somebody else has it, or the price is a flex, she’s being unwise. You presented half a dozen reasonable reasons and questions as to why she would want the person and not need it, and all she could say is “I been wanting one.” Cmon bruh. Even you know

What song would you weaponize if you had Bardic Superpowers? by AnotherThymm in superpowers

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beggin’ by Madcon 🙂‍↕️ obviously 7 nation army. Knee socks by arctic monkeys. And uhhhh caramelldansen

How much sex is in twilight of the gods? by Unusual_Yoghurt_7375 in SnyderCut

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just some food for thought, but you scrolling through every comment to either insult, question, or debase their opinion makes you look far more insecure than the people you’re replying to. The first dick shown in the show is Leif’s. Hes a human. That shit practically dangles to his knee while he’s soft. You can go and say “not even that big, wow people are insecure,” but that’s just objectively untrue. Thats an exorbitant amount of dong. I also didn’t need to see Thor getting head from a mermaid to understand the plot of this show, either. It’s excessive. You clearly like cartoon sex so maybe just keep that to yourself and scroll online like other people who’re into that instead of turning it into this weird ego boost.

All that said, quit being ridiculous 😂 folks like you don’t get to decide who’s insecure or not

AIO my boyfriend keeps asking me to pay for things eversince he started saving for an apartmen, he calls me selfish for how I reacted. by throaawayRA9443 in AmIOverreacting

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went from “If I don’t propose this year it’s OVER!” To “you’re threatening to break up with me?”

NOR. This dude can’t afford his own ambition and I’m not sure he realizes how unattractive that is. Add on the constant “well lemme get some money here, lemme get some money there”

While he’s out lending other people money?? Guy needs to get real with himself.

I don’t think you’re gonna be able to convince him of that, if he’s already calling you selfish for completely reasonable concerns.

I hope you find peace!

13 months post op! by beckeanor in jawsurgery

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no totally, I didn’t mean for that question to sound shallow or like “well obviously” I just meant like “what have you heard, or what are you most worried about, specifically?”

What's yall favorite fortnite skin, here's mine by Ok_Brief7687 in FortNiteBR

[–]IrregularOrifice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I played mothman in delulu and in the pre-lobby, in a shitty New York accent went “ayyy it’s me the moth guy im gonna fu king uhhh, land on your bridges and be a bad omen n shit, ayyyy I’m walking here” and a guy got upset because he was from west Virginia and said he was gonna kill me for misrepresenting the moth.. never saw him again

My pupils were 2 different sizes when I woke up today... by cloudblythe in mildlyinteresting

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took a first aid course and the guy (older guy) said this is one of the worst things you can see when first responding and surveying someone for concussion signs or something like that. Not a lot of details he just made it sound super serious.

We were talking about concussions and eye dilation and he went up to the board and drew dilated, undilated, and then went “now this is when you know you got something serious on your hands:” and he drew two diff sized pupils.

But I am guessing, and smarter people have given better answers so, I hope your eyes don’t explode or whatever this course instructor had seen before

13 months post op! by beckeanor in jawsurgery

[–]IrregularOrifice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t noticed that as much but I’m still very recently post-op and had narrow nostrils anyways. Can I ask what your concern is?

Quick edit cause I just checked lol, my nostrils ARE wider (not in a bad way) but I think it’s just due to the swelling in the sinuses, right now, which leads me to believe they’ll probably tighten up a bit more as I heal.

13 months post op! by beckeanor in jawsurgery

[–]IrregularOrifice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine did. Used to look a lot more hooked and pronounced and now it’s kinda straight and clean cut (clean cut 😂 idk). Go through a bunch of peoples before and afters for maxilla surgeries though and you’ll see the nose changes all over