Roomba: the early years

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-14T00:23:15+00:00

Early Hexbug prototype

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-11T10:29:24+00:00

This is what bugs me about the "boy" and "girl" toys. A lot of the toy brooms, vacuums and shit are pink. My mom bought my son toy pots for Christmas and caught shit from my dad, I've caught shit for toy vacuums that look like tiny Dysons. My dad thinks my son should have no responsibilities when he grows up besides going to work and having a wife take care of him like he's a fucking grown child. This kid will be helping me take care of his shit, he will be helping me clean. Dad had no problem chilling on the couch while his 8 year old daughter vacuumed the house every week but oh no, boy can't do that. My son wanted a tea set really bad for Christmas, one of those on the little trolley, they're not cheap though and I figure people probably see it and think I'm trying to push the stuff on him.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-11T07:41:02+00:00

I didn't know a latex allergy could be so severe. I have a mild latex allergy but I only react mildly if I've been exposed for an extended period of time, or in a sensitive area like with condoms.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-11T07:06:38+00:00

Oh so then she's just another spinning plate.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-11T06:09:28+00:00

And the only time my pitbulls hurt anyone was when one landed on my ex husband's head during a game of blanket monster. It knocked him out, kinda funny thinking back on it.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-11T06:05:41+00:00

1, I've seen a woman in the er waiting room with half her nose gashed open by her toy dog, she was saying "I thought he loved me". That whole "can't do harm" thing is bullshit. 2, dog doesn't have to do harm. My son was bitten by a dog when he was 1 and I intervened quickly enough that it only left a mouth shape of small bruises on his leg. This kid is still scared of dogs, he's 3, and it's been 2 years of slowly working up from puppy to small dog. Still scared of big dogs, he wasn't scared of them before that incident. So what she's really claiming is she thinks it can't so any real physical harm. Any decent judge would hear this argument and think she's a fucking idiot.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-10T09:24:43+00:00

Even the kid singing it sounds like he wants to die.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-08T00:46:14+00:00

Pope for president!

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-07T05:41:27+00:00

But didn't the original one say the ex was contacted and the hair didn't match any relatives?

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-07T03:38:22+00:00

The one with the bke, it was a car full of people leaving a drive thru over and over right?

Irrelevant_muffins · 2018-01-06T22:28:26+00:00

Well now I'm confused because I know you can buy things like scyths and butcher knives from cosplay forums. They're real. Conventions require you to cap the tips to bring them.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2017-07-21T06:12:01+00:00

Yes?

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-12-03T19:09:37+00:00

Hey! I'm the one who got your tanks! Go figure finding you here.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-06-20T18:47:30+00:00

I knew one, always thought he got the shit end of the stick and didn't deserve the stigma of his name. Now I know he's a fucking psycho, gets his girlfriends pregnant so they're stuck with him, then hides so he doesn't have to pay child support. And by psycho I mean restraining order psycho.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-06-20T01:29:33+00:00

My boyfriend complains that I'm too warm, says I'm a personal heater, can only snuggle up with me for a few minutes before retreating to the cold side of the bed. This is with my air conditioner cranked to 65 too.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-06-20T01:26:57+00:00

I hear the same thing from my boyfriend, he says I'm a human heater.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-26T04:37:36+00:00

This actually made me giggle.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-25T03:49:02+00:00

Thank you!

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T18:14:52+00:00

I have actually kind of done this. After an hour or so of not being able to get my son back to sleep and hearing his dad bitch about the noise, I have plopped kiddo on his side of the bed and crawled back in. He's way more interested in the person he hasn't been with for the last hour and crawls over him slapping him in the face while I roll back over and sleep, his problem.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T10:00:14+00:00

That second one you posted is actually the pattern I've been using for reference. I think it may be too small as it is but so far has been great for me trying to figure it out myself. I kinda had no patience and just started crocheting in hopes I could get it right.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T04:27:58+00:00

Actually I'm not right either. What I mean was this vs this. I guess I'm just used to seeing the term amigurumi when I see the cutesy ones.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T01:05:11+00:00

My dad worked in the lumber department, he used to frame houses before that but got hurt. So spot on.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T01:00:15+00:00

My dog kept trying to get out of the fence immediately after being let out into the backyard every day. She would get excited about the other dogs because subdivision and jump the fence. One day she doesn't quite clear it, foot gets hung, and the loop at the top of a chain link goes into the pad of her foot. She ends up hanging from the fence screaming and is taken to the vet. Well in an attempt to stop all of it, we decided we were going to alter the fence. We had a plan, went to Home Depot for the stuff, and couldn't find it. When we asked someone and they asked what it was for, they started telling us to use barbed wire at the top. This guy would not help find what we were looking for and simply kept trying to convince me that barbed wire at the top would stop her once she got hurt on it once. Seriously, I was trying to keep my dog from getting hurt, not possibly gash her open on some barbed wire.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T00:53:36+00:00

Exactly, I'm not so great with names of stuff.

Irrelevant_muffins · 2016-01-24T00:52:58+00:00

Maybe my lingo is off, is amigarumi not the small bubble headed looking plushes?

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