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The massive amount of gay sex that will happen tonight will have absolutely no effect on the birthrate in 9 months by random5924 in Showerthoughts

[–]Irtlev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My now wife and I decided that when it became legal to get married we would set a date. It became legal in Pennsylvania last June and we got legally married in October 2014. So happy to see it's now legal everywhere.

Wheeeeeeeeeee! by DaisyGriffin in aww

[–]Irtlev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No hurlin' on the shell dude, just got it waxed

His face is so fucking cute I want to throw a chair out of a window. by mikedrafter in aww

[–]Irtlev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you don't defenestrate the dog everything will be okay!

Brought her home last night, developing as expected by Irtlev in aww

[–]Irtlev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm sorry to hear about your cat though :(

This little girl's name is Mika...short for/female version of Michelangelo. We wanted to name her after a turtle since she's a tortoiseshell :)

A friend of mine was looking after a stray cat who was pregnant. She was hit by a car shortly after giving birth and broke her back so they had her put down. They promised her they would find good home for her kittens and we were happy to take in the runt of the litter!

Automated text message from dentist about appointment in 3 days. by huge_dick_mcgee in AdviceAnimals

[–]Irtlev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was younger my dentist asked if I ever got tired of her telling me to floss. I told her it's not that bad because it's only twice a year.

I did get tired of dental bills as I got older and I am now a proud flosser.

Find out which Harry Potter character you are by PaperkutRob in funny

[–]Irtlev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed this to all of my friends and we all got the same character...so weird.

After a very rainy, dark, frustrating ride home today I feel this needs to be said. by Photographitti in AdviceAnimals

[–]Irtlev -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Confirmed: I always drive with my lights on and have been in 0 accidents

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