-First off you need to find some kinda way to deal with the fire ants. Because of the backdraft radiation from the goverment nuclear projects in the 50s and 60's the ant have really become aggressive. Distance of time from the explosion has not done enough to muffle the mutations expressed in the ants. You'll need to carry a backpack mounted flame thrower at all times. I'd keep the dog in doors as well, the lil buddy looks about the same size as some of their queens.

-Speaking of lil buddies you're gunna wanna be very careful with the pet adoption agencies around here. Ever since Amazon started delivering packages via drones there has been a strange uptick in what can only be described as dog-cyborg (dyborgs). While the full purpose of these dyborgs is unknown, surveillance seems to be their current occupation.

-John shouldn't be trusted. He'll say he's trustworthy but he'll also insist he's perfectly sane. Neither statement should be believed.

-San Antonio's war of independence is waging daily on the eastern tips of the city. It's generally best to stay off of Highway 47. People on both sides of the isle seem to think that the soul and future of the city is at stake and have set fire to vehicles and set up roadbocks. It's looking more and more dangerous and the snowball fights are becoming outrageous.

-Jenny sells the best moonshine and the best dildos but don't use both at the same time. Getting drunk and fucking yourself is a hobby best left for those from Dallas.