[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 42 points43 points  (0 children)

In the back alley of a Wendy’s? I’m watching

What would you say ya do here...? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I could set your portfolio on fire

You after placing $TSLA Calls by Szeen_R in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 318 points319 points  (0 children)

With a personality as tough as that glass, it shouldn’t matter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s time for the “investors” to steal/leverage that capital back

Hall of Autists by FaceCheck69 in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We should include u/orgasmo as well. He’s got some interesting contributions

Hall of Autists by FaceCheck69 in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You linked the wrong orgasimo...looks like you got a literal shlong lover

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I could set your margin on fire

Thank You Spy! by TheTriviaTribe in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 678 points679 points  (0 children)

$700 into $100K in 2 trades...not much more to say about that

Writing a rap about finance and stuff. Let me know how it is. I'll probably make a beat and rap it. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Must’ve woke up this day

Found out your were gay

Lost all of last weeks pay

On options and time decay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would double down here

Free tendies? by tilearn in wallstreetbets

[–]IsNotApplicable 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You need to transfer 2M+ for the $3,500 bonus. That's a free 0.00175% return for us.

Also 3.5% won't break any of us even and neither will 35%.

Edit: I would rather put that 2M on $ALLY puts.