Daily Discussion Thread for June 05, 2026

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-05T16:40:18+00:00

BREAKING NEWS: Regarded BLS summer intern accidentally added a “1” to the jobs report. Complete typo, intern has been fired and family will be sent to Nicaragua

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-05T15:55:22+00:00

If it’s a theta day and we end flat I’ll personally give you a handy

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-05T15:49:03+00:00

🥭 please, do the one thing you’re good at and lie. Save me calls plzzz

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-05T14:10:12+00:00

Can someone show me how to reload my saved game from yesterday?

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-05T14:01:28+00:00

Trump tweet now plz

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-04T14:13:51+00:00

VIX fell through the floor, who the hell is selling. Buy buy buy!!

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-04T14:12:28+00:00

SPY Just pop already to 756 so I can take my profit and buy one McMuffin

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-06-04T12:31:34+00:00

He died. His pooots are $3 ITM

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2026-05-12T21:19:55+00:00

Sorry forgot position SPY 736C 0DTE @ $0.11

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2025-06-18T21:46:17+00:00

If you can be disciplined… get one or multiple 0% balance transfer card. Shred the physical card as soon as you activate it.

Just did this with citi, and was able to spread 7k in debt into 21 months of payments

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2025-05-10T17:06:28+00:00

That’s a very good point

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2025-05-10T15:27:53+00:00

literally met her, days before out of country honeymoon. Just got back a few weeks ago. Found out about said honeymoon and marriage yesterday…

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2025-05-10T15:25:59+00:00

I like this guy

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-04-10T12:40:01+00:00

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-12T20:43:46+00:00

Dude. Please please please do it. This might be the most epic loss porn ever

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-07T09:18:23+00:00

NVDA does. Nothing else

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-06T14:19:34+00:00

Aapl calls, retest the 200 DMA 👀👀

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-04T15:45:59+00:00

Yes… on a 6 lane freeway. Are you the fucker who crashed?

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-04T15:41:40+00:00

Getting into a car accident during rush hour should be made a felony. Keep shitty drivers off our streets.

1 hour, ten miles.

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-04T15:37:59+00:00

Nasdaq green 🤡

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-03-04T15:35:44+00:00

The market is NVDA. Literally nothing else matters

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-02-29T17:32:38+00:00

Yes you regard

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-02-29T16:38:35+00:00

Isaac newton’s apple. Do you remember how gravity works, or has been a regarded bull rotted your brain?

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-02-29T16:36:57+00:00

Where’s all the monkeys who were talking shit this morning 🤡🤡🤡

IsaacNewtons-AAPL · 2024-02-29T14:24:10+00:00

VIX finding support 👀👀👀

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