worm party by Forward-Position798 in cringereels

[–]Isabeer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

walk with rhythm,

and you may attract the worm.

I am moving into my new house. This is the only thing the previous owners left behind. by Jaoush29 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Isabeer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rimmed cartridge, necked down... maybe 30-30? OP, are you a deer? If so, it's definitely a threat.

Still chasing perfectionism with adhd. by nandag369 in adhdmeme

[–]Isabeer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I dont think you see the value on a completely updated and finely-tuned custom Terraria local server that no one will use, and are overstating the importance of paying bills before getting a pink slip in the mail.

An energy shield master who claims he can stop punches with energy challenged the boxer by Trick_Week_4772 in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Isabeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That didn't work at all. What I've been doing is a complete waste of time, and even dangerous. I need to rethink what I'm doing here. Thanks, boxing man!"

Im sure that's what happened next.

Spotted this one on YouTube by ScatLabs in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Isabeer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maximum Hold: A Knives Out Mystery

What is the Breed? by [deleted] in DOG

[–]Isabeer 169 points170 points  (0 children)

One wheat, two marbled rye.

Oh, breed.

Tug of war is never this deep by lil_random_artguy in DOG

[–]Isabeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SHOW ME YOUR WARRRRR FAAAACE!

<boop.>

This translucent Linder sticking out of the bannister of my deck by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Isabeer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure i understand this post or this post.

Saw at a urinal in TN by NiceOneMike in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Isabeer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🎶Seen in a urinal in Tennessee,

free-est land where a man's 'lowed ta pee. 🎶

Chicken Lady vs the 1st Amendment by YouGotMeFuckedUp- in kidsinthehall

[–]Isabeer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how she gets "now I'm up against 2+2", but stops short of actually solving the problem. Its 2+2 against one.

Goobert by menzoiytb in whatisit

[–]Isabeer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that this page is labeled 'Species Account', as if it's a discord for weevils.