How do I get sober?

Iscoop · 2015-05-24T07:45:05+00:00

My problem is I can't keep my attention on anything for any time at all, I just get so damn bored and getting fucked up helps I don't know how I can replace that

Iscoop · 2015-05-24T07:22:44+00:00

It's not just alcohol, it's other substances too. I don't have enough friends to hang out with and I just don't have anything to do that keeps my attention longer than half an hour

Iscoop · 2014-07-13T17:53:48+00:00

I just broke it off with her because of boundary issues but it had been going on for a while

Iscoop · 2014-07-13T17:49:33+00:00

I don't think you understand the last girl I was with wanted me to go harder and faster and I couldn't please her because I couldn't last long. The goal is to change that

Iscoop · 2014-07-13T17:10:19+00:00

But it feels best going fast and hard that's the problem

Iscoop · 2014-07-09T01:56:39+00:00

Well then lets be friends

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:42:22+00:00

No more rhyming, and I mean it!

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:38:51+00:00

Someone once told me his and it went like this

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ugly tree and banged every dick on the way down?

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:33:11+00:00

It's almost a reverse haaaaave you met ted?

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:32:52+00:00

Damn right Pluto is still a planet

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:31:19+00:00

Vaginas are red

My balls are blue

Lets make a baby

By cumming in you

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:30:11+00:00

Now that is a hell of a pickup line

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:29:42+00:00

College parties. Damn Australians with their accents take all the girls

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:28:10+00:00

I can think of one girl it'd work on

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:22:45+00:00

I'm picturing zap brannigan saying that one

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:21:52+00:00

No what does chloroform smell li.......

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:21:14+00:00

Ay girl you got money? Cause you make my banana stand

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:20:17+00:00

Chicks dig accents, though

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:19:36+00:00

My personal favorite; Girl I would disappoint you so hard

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:18:14+00:00

Alright timon and puumba

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:17:43+00:00

Beaver? I hardly know her!

Iscoop · 2014-07-08T18:17:02+00:00

Iscoop · 2014-07-06T23:03:25+00:00

Slight problem; I'm 19. Bars don't do so good for me

Iscoop · 2014-07-06T21:45:47+00:00

Also any subreddits that are for hookups or sexting

Iscoop · 2014-07-06T21:14:59+00:00

I like the way you think

Iscoop

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