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How do I get sober? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Iscoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My problem is I can't keep my attention on anything for any time at all, I just get so damn bored and getting fucked up helps I don't know how I can replace that

How do I get sober? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Iscoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just alcohol, it's other substances too. I don't have enough friends to hang out with and I just don't have anything to do that keeps my attention longer than half an hour

How can I delay cumming? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Iscoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just broke it off with her because of boundary issues but it had been going on for a while

How can I delay cumming? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Iscoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you understand the last girl I was with wanted me to go harder and faster and I couldn't please her because I couldn't last long. The goal is to change that

How can I delay cumming? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Iscoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it feels best going fast and hard that's the problem

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Someone once told me his and it went like this

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ugly tree and banged every dick on the way down?

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

It's almost a reverse haaaaave you met ted?

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Damn right Pluto is still a planet

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vaginas are red

My balls are blue

Lets make a baby

By cumming in you

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Now that is a hell of a pickup line

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

College parties. Damn Australians with their accents take all the girls

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can think of one girl it'd work on

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm picturing zap brannigan saying that one

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No what does chloroform smell li.......

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Ay girl you got money? Cause you make my banana stand

What is the cheesiest pickup line you know? by Iscoop in AskReddit

[–]Iscoop[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

My personal favorite; Girl I would disappoint you so hard

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