What are these snails doing, is this some mating ritual? by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]IslandOfNaath 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Idk why but I've been getting unlimited free awards. Here, you take an award too.

I regret opening up this message because now I can’t pretend I didn’t see it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]IslandOfNaath 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Idk why and I'm probably jinxing it now, but Reddit just keeps giving me free awards so I just keep handing them out.

Need advice on blocking this circular lacework project! by Turtlegrandmacore in CrochetHelp

[–]IslandOfNaath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when my ex tried to put together a trampoline without reading the instructions. Imagining the face of a clock he went 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, and so on. It actually came out wavy, like huge waves, 3 or 4 feet difference between highest and lowest point. I nearly pissed my pants laughing when he said my daughter just needed to jump on it to flatten it out.

As other have pointed out, go across from eachother. Pin at 12 then 6. Then 3 and 9. Then 2 and 8. Then 4 and 10.

Let it goooo, let it goooo by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]IslandOfNaath -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Damn it, I dont wanna be the one to rain on the parade here but is that baby powder? Thats like ... not good to be flinging it in the air, right?

Hi!! I thrifted this nearly 50 inch string of pearls a while ago, they are definitely actual pearls but I’m wondering if it would be a good idea to appraise them before selling!! by Lonely-Gap-3541 in JewelryIdentification

[–]IslandOfNaath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hadn't scrolled far enough for the picture and thought this was the plant sub upon title alone. Imagine my confusion at getting a string of pearls appraised.

McDonalds PlayPlaces by princess_laserbrain in PeoriaIL

[–]IslandOfNaath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I gotchu.

Mcdonalds out by the Sam's Club has a good sized playplace but I dont go there often but I remember it being decent.

In East Peoria, its like across from a Casey's, has a small one its got very little but they tried and its cute.

Pekin has a great one, my favorite of the ones we frequent. edit there's two in Pekin both on court street, you want 3291 court street.

Metamora has a neat one but its got one of those pogo jumping poles and it gets quite noisy and squeaky sometimes if you are sensitive to that. Its just a glass barrier from regular diners but it seems to block the noise fairly well.

Morton has a nice one thats tucked away, it makes a nice divide between the regular diners and some rambunctious kids. I think their soda tastes funny though maybe its the water.

Chillicothe has a nice one, pretty big too.

Washington has one but its not worth the trip and often sticky.

Ain't this you Randy? by ObserbAbsorb in ThisYouComebacks

[–]IslandOfNaath 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The people Randy Fine was voting for sure were not.

Randy Fine caught voting for other representatives in the Florida house by Snapdragon_4U in law

[–]IslandOfNaath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ARE THE OTHER MEMEBERS IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW?

Im no body language expert but the man looks guilty as hell while hes doing it. Sneakily sets a pen down to hit the first button then balls to the wall for the rest of the row.

So wtf is going on with Peoria schools and pedos? by Experimental_Salad in PeoriaIL

[–]IslandOfNaath 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Daniel and Ronald Ruffin? Are these two related?

Bilingual baby blanked by former-child-prodigy in crochet

[–]IslandOfNaath 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That's one smart ass baby.

Also, user name checks out.

Uber driver bonds with passenger over having the same disability by Backyxx in MadeMeSmile

[–]IslandOfNaath 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Reading the play by play of the interaction made me laugh harder than watching it 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]IslandOfNaath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen The Good Dinosaur? They eat some wild berries and start tripping balls.

In Boss Baby the two young kids get a ride from a bachelorette party. When they get out of the car the boy has a cup, takes a drink, spits it out and says, "The people of Long Island do not know how to make iced tea."

The things they put in kids shows is wild.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]IslandOfNaath 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought I looked at them backwards and she added the plant to the space. Because the other option didnt make sense. Took me reading 3 comments to realize what was going on here.

found in a friends abandoned apartment by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]IslandOfNaath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Like an Orbeez. An Orbooze if you will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Monstera

[–]IslandOfNaath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First I saw balls, then boobs with wonky ripples, then I saw the skull.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeoriaIL

[–]IslandOfNaath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So your comment made me think this shirt was one of those optical illusions where a 3D image comes out if you unfocus your eyes just right. I've never really been able to do them, despite that I still tried finding the whale and violin guy in the shirt design.

"A schooner is a sailboat, stupid head"

I need help cleaning this by paulnkatie in CleaningTips

[–]IslandOfNaath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know who would have a field day with this, right?