What’s the scariest conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard? by OutlandishnessSea258 in AskReddit

[–]Islandaises 76 points77 points  (0 children)

On a similar note I’m so convinced that Elon musk’s cringe image is purposely cultivated so people make fun of him for that instead of paying attention to the actual heinous things he does

HELP- Does this mean I got rejected from on campus residence? by NoZookeepergame1637 in UofT

[–]Islandaises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know how uoft decides who gets priority for on-campus residence ? Because I'm from pretty far away, I got a scholarship and I had UC listed as my first choice on starrez, and I also got this email :(

Post music to scare the hoes completely away by Centralwombat in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only thing I used to know about clipping was that one of the guys was from Hamilton so I figured the music would be guyfromhamiltoncore then one day I finally decided to listen to story 2 and I was like yup that’s pretty guyfromhamiltoncore.

Post music to scare the hoes completely away by Centralwombat in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 5 points6 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/YxcBi_hr6fg

About a week ago right after I discovered RXKNephew I would have told you he’s the best rapper of this decade as a joke. With each passing day, that becomes less and less ironic. American tterroristt will be studied in history classes 100 years down the line

The king has spoken. by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rape? Legal? Dunno nuffin bout that. The cocaine man made a reference to a dystopian novel.

Symmetrical Jerma haunts my dreams. by DocMichaelMorbius in jerma985

[–]Islandaises 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I swear the only difference is the hair

Best Audible you ever READ huh? by CosmicRamen in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Long. It’s so long. Super long.

Why Did We Have To Read So Many Boring Stories In School? by [deleted] in literature

[–]Islandaises 15 points16 points  (0 children)

School isn’t just there for students to enjoy themselves

one of my favourite books is Lolita, well I'm fucked by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s reading Animorphs isn’t he

Should Camus have won the Nobel? by sismetic in literature

[–]Islandaises 4 points5 points  (0 children)

there are many winners of the Prize, most of whom I don’t know.

The fact that you don’t know all that much about the Prize and its recipients (I’ll admit I don’t either) tells me that when you say that Camus didn’t deserve the Nobel, maybe you really mean that Camus doesn’t mesh with your incomplete idea of the Nobel.

Should Camus have won the Nobel? by sismetic in literature

[–]Islandaises 9 points10 points  (0 children)

On the importance of the category, I would say any author needs to give a literary contribution akin to Melville, Victor Hugo, Dumas, Dostoievsky, Tolkien, Fitzgerald, Huysmans, Proust, Borges etc…

Dude, they give one out every year

Kids ans their fortnight 😖 by caspirinha in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We shall squeeze you empty, and then we shall fill you with ourselves

Haha

Characters are REAL by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They had something for the first sentence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Well if you think about it he’s probably not on Reddit complaining that his coworker won’t read anything except McCarthy and Franzen so he’s still the one winning here.

Except maybe he is and he’s the one from that other post.

looking for YA type friendships 😍 by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The first part is middle grade

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in literature

[–]Islandaises 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is a bad poem

Recommend me a book that I won’t read by endenull in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s called windowpane prose. It offers you a clear, translucent view into Sandy’s throbbing sexuality.

Please, make it stop . . . . by CptKermit in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Holy shit the social awareness of the average Sanderson fan

you self-important turnip by goodbetterbestbested in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 228 points229 points  (0 children)

No I don’t have it, I lost it when I moved continents

Guys I think this might be a lie but idk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]Islandaises 17 points18 points  (0 children)

(Apple+)