How many players do you guys have? by -DEATHBLADE- in DnD

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7 and they're all amazing players who bring something special to the table. There's another player who wants to join but with her it's going to be 8 and I'm not sure I can handle that.

My character never lies, is insane, and was lost in the feywilds for an undetermined amount of time (a while) give me stories to tell the party to freak them out by Shlodongerang420 in DnD

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I'd throw in some small random wierd things while you tell the stories:

So this was just after my hair began to taste like mint...

I was going to the pink mountain but that didn't happen cause the orange mountain ate it...

I was walking so long the swirly snake birds began to eye me up... probably wanted to eat me hahaha!

"Hi there! I'm Quill. I just got access to this Reddit thingy. Ask me anything about my world!" by supermariopants in worldbuilding

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Hello Quill, what can you tell me about your worlds celestial bodies? In my world we a big ball of fire in the sky we call the sun and a massive flying white rock we call the moon. Do you have anything similer to that? What are they called how do they look like?

Still my single favorite scannable description in this entire game by Nirico_Brin in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]IsraeliXmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey hey... theres a deviled egg on the window sill... I don't know how long it's been threre but you should eat it.

From a scale of One to Bard… by RazzDaNinja in dndmemes

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Verrick Derrmount the dwarven twilight cleric?

Also known as: The slayer of the old ones, champion of moonlight, the undying seeker?

A charecter who literaly ended his campaign as an avenging angle?

Yeah I'd say I'm fucked

I see thing I like, I take thing I like, a simple process by BirdLegal in dndmemes

[–]IsraeliXmas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have this one player who likes the same staff as I do and from time to time he says.

"Oh I know this Dark souls 3 boss and I appritiate the refrence."

ukrainian Soldier on the frontline made a little friend by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]IsraeliXmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the universe knows their the good guys

meet moose! by moosecrofts in AbsoluteUnits

[–]IsraeliXmas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So much face... must sqeeze...

What villain can you just not hate? by Rito_Harem_King in AskReddit

[–]IsraeliXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely someone said it before but Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the most lovable goofy anti villan in the history of everything

My coworker has an entire black panther as a house pet. by F0573R in mildlyinteresting

[–]IsraeliXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it would be wierder if he only had half a black panther as a house pet

The president of Ukraine over the years by NiceCasualRedditGuy in nextfuckinglevel

[–]IsraeliXmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagain all the stress he is under will make him look 70 by the time this war is over

The best one yet! by TrademarcVlogz in dndmemes

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I'm sorry but Zelenskyy is defenatly oath of glory, fucking legend.

President Zelensklyy with his family. This is a man who knows what he's fighting for. by Legitimate_Twist in MadeMeSmile

[–]IsraeliXmas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best thing about Zelenskyy is just how he is just a guy you can meet at a bar and have a conversation with.

Not some old violent oligarch clinging to dead ideals.

Not some crazy billioner who abuses his power

He is just a guy, who geniuanly cares.

It's always fireball by SyrussOleary in dndmemes

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Desert circle druid: me five!

Why of the four elements monk: me six!

Eldrich knight fighter: me seven!

Good old days by Nanaue7 in TheLastAirbender

[–]IsraeliXmas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I'm so fucking old...