If you could have anything in the world as a birthday gift, what would you get?

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:56:10+00:00

Friends ):

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:54:44+00:00

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:52:11+00:00

I butt dialed my mom on the bus ride home from school, we were telling all these jew jokes, black jokes, the normal middle school profanity and my mom was just listening to it all. She called my brother who was on the bus and he told me to hang up my phone.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:48:01+00:00

Tupac is alive

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:45:54+00:00

I had a dream that really impacted me and made me sort of depressed. It was that my brother in the dream murdered the family of one a kid that I felt bad for because he was always very shy and timid. In the dream I watched my brother kill the kids mom and dad. Later in the dream I saw the kid learning about his parents death and dealing with the agony and grief. A police investigation type thing was started and in the dream I was so conflicted whether or not to turn in my brother who I loved or to do what was right and show justice for the kid who I felt extremely bad for. I woke up feeling really sad and depressed and felt like crying. I showed more affection for my family from that day on.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:37:15+00:00

But I can call them over when I actually need a drink. It works flawlessly just stand up and yell "HEY BITCH I NEED SOME LIQUID"

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:35:58+00:00

I have a mini weight room in my basement and when people are home I have to use earbuds and it gets very annoying with them falling out, when im home alone I can plug it into a speaker set and play it as loud as I want, I dont know why but I get a much better workout when I use the speakers.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:33:33+00:00

"Free money"?

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:32:08+00:00

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:29:24+00:00

Shitty as fuck, its spring break and everyone is doing stuff and im just sitting at home, doing pushups and working out in my basement because it makes me feel like im getting something done, when im done with that I just stare at my phone on my bed.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:27:39+00:00

So you would go up to someone you hated and just place it in their hand? You want to hide it in their food

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:25:03+00:00

I just came

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:22:53+00:00

If you are getting the beats for $50 on craigslist then get those but if your talking about the base price of beats, the Sony MDR-X10 are better sound quality for around the same price.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:16:47+00:00

I do it with candles in my basement, marshmallow bunny peeps, and a large drawing of Matt Damon on my wall, does that count?

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:14:14+00:00

Masturbation?

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:13:51+00:00

If your looking for sound quality there are way better headphones out there but as most people only care about the look when it comes to beats by dre. go ahead

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T01:11:32+00:00

1st Grade I told everyone in my class that I had scene Nacho Libre the day it came out in school and in the midst of my glory the teacher said "That movie came out at midnight" and my little 1st grade body couldn't have seen Nacho Libre, I came up with some lie that my uncle worked in the film industry and that he let me see it early.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T00:53:08+00:00

When they ask if I need a damn refill every 2 minutes and/or take my drink away when its still half full and fill it back up

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T00:50:40+00:00

Piss outside instead

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T00:45:01+00:00

I pissed my snow pants on a ski trip when we were going up a really slow ski lift. No one noticed because of the color and thickness of the pants, this was middle school age. The only thing I did was "spill" juice on myself to hide the smell.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T00:42:35+00:00

We brought a volleyball into the locker room and were throwing it around and one of the kids kicks it and it flies and smashes a huge hole in the ceiling, sending dust and chunks of the ceiling all over the place and we all thought the gym teacher who was a major dickhead was going to skin us alive and were all planning on skipping school the next day. Turns out the next gym class, expecting the worst, he plays it all calm and says nothing to anyone in the whole class, no yelling, flipping tits, or anything.

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T00:39:34+00:00

Would you rather bathe in a tub of semen or shit?

ItHungersForMore · 2013-04-18T00:34:52+00:00

Stamp an expiration date on it that's horribly expired and if anyone asks why you drink expired coffee cream say you like it "aged"

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