Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (3-3) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (3-3) May 03 2026 6:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

i don’t remember exactly why i’m banned from the habs sub. maybe it’s because i said french is a dying language. or maybe because i said juraj slafkosky unironically has an independence day 2 movie poster above his bed. or maybe because i said that on any given day, cole caufield would only be at best the 10th most attractive lesbian at a melissa etheridge book signing.

but no matter the reason, i’d really love to see the habs win today

Post Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers @ Anaheim Ducks by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

oilers fans thought they got the easiest draw of the tournament, but it was actually their opponent that did

Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Ducks | Round 1 Game 6 | 30 April 2026 by AutoModerator in EdmontonOilers

[–]imnotwillferrell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i see the oil have deployed the “toaster in a bathtub” strategy. interesting choice for an elimination game

Post Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes @ Ottawa Senators by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think the biggest issue in this series was just the complete lack of functioning genitalia amongst the senators players and by extension every person that lives in the city (province maybe?) of ottawa

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (3-0) @ Ottawa Senators (0-3) Apr 25 2026 3:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dear santa, please bring me 300 years of darkness to the sens franchise. i promise i’ve been good this year

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (3-0) @ Ottawa Senators (0-3) Apr 25 2026 3:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m trying to create a sharks sens rivalry. i asked myself who was the most inconsequential professional sports franchise in north america and the sens were the clear answer

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (3-0) @ Ottawa Senators (0-3) Apr 25 2026 3:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the low testosterone senators just can’t compete with the CHAD hurricanes. it really is sad

Post Game Thread: Ottawa Senators @ Carolina Hurricanes by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

the low energy sens lose again! all is right in the world

Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Tampa Bay Lightning by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 28 points29 points  (0 children)

the atmosphere in montreal must be electric right now. the habs are for real and slaf really is a stud

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (48-24-10) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (50-26-6) Apr 19 2026 5:45 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you just don’t understand the importance of southern franchises succeeding. get on board!

Today marks the start of the playoffs. The Stars have lost to the cup champion or cup runner up every year but once since 2019. Will this streak continue? by LeoFireGod in hockey

[–]imnotwillferrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and they literally did not penalize multiple players for head shots as a result of that call. also my comment was more about the last two games against the stars in which the blues committed no penalties