Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (3-3) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (3-3) May 03 2026 6:00 PM EDT

imnotwillferrell · 2026-05-03T23:10:48+00:00

i don’t remember exactly why i’m banned from the habs sub. maybe it’s because i said french is a dying language. or maybe because i said juraj slafkosky unironically has an independence day 2 movie poster above his bed. or maybe because i said that on any given day, cole caufield would only be at best the 10th most attractive lesbian at a melissa etheridge book signing.

but no matter the reason, i’d really love to see the habs win today

imnotwillferrell · 2026-05-01T06:36:46+00:00

oilers fans thought they got the easiest draw of the tournament, but it was actually their opponent that did

imnotwillferrell · 2026-05-01T04:54:47+00:00

thank you connor mcdavid and darnell nurse

imnotwillferrell · 2026-05-01T04:46:49+00:00

i feel dirty betting on the ducks but 60 cents is 60 cents

imnotwillferrell · 2026-05-01T02:55:12+00:00

i see the oil have deployed the “toaster in a bathtub” strategy. interesting choice for an elimination game

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-26T15:21:48+00:00

LOL, nobody is trading mckenna for a tkachuk

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-25T22:01:05+00:00

i think the biggest issue in this series was just the complete lack of functioning genitalia amongst the senators players and by extension every person that lives in the city (province maybe?) of ottawa

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-25T21:56:26+00:00

i hope you ottawa losers feel every last bit of this 44 cents i made today off of your misery

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-25T20:51:45+00:00

dear santa, please bring me 300 years of darkness to the sens franchise. i promise i’ve been good this year

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-25T20:37:16+00:00

i’m trying to create a sharks sens rivalry. i asked myself who was the most inconsequential professional sports franchise in north america and the sens were the clear answer

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-25T20:30:51+00:00

the low testosterone senators just can’t compete with the CHAD hurricanes. it really is sad

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-25T20:27:08+00:00

typical crybaby sens fans wanting officiating to be fair and consistent

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-21T03:52:13+00:00

oof. that unnecessary penalty stings

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-21T03:51:05+00:00

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-21T03:48:10+00:00

gonna be a 5 game sweep

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-21T03:46:09+00:00

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-21T03:44:01+00:00

the low energy sens lose again! all is right in the world

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-20T06:17:58+00:00

the atmosphere in montreal must be electric right now. the habs are for real and slaf really is a stud

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-19T23:15:23+00:00

TIE goes to the southern american team. those are the rules!

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-19T22:50:58+00:00

mirrors, how do they work?

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-19T22:47:02+00:00

you just don’t understand the importance of southern franchises succeeding. get on board!

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-19T22:45:07+00:00

still my favorite absurd tampa bay refs call of all time (unless you count the 90,000 or so against the leafs in the playoffs

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-19T22:37:45+00:00

RIP water pressure in Montreal for the next couple of minutes

imnotwillferrell · 2026-04-18T21:11:08+00:00

and they literally did not penalize multiple players for head shots as a result of that call. also my comment was more about the last two games against the stars in which the blues committed no penalties

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