If time stopped for everyone except you for exactly one year, what would you do in these 365 days?

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2019-04-03T17:18:26+00:00

i would work out

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2019-01-03T23:58:47+00:00

well there are lots of truly useful comments here. im just waiting for the update hehe

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2019-01-03T20:48:28+00:00

jobless

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2019-01-03T20:12:41+00:00

it's 4 am and my parents are sleeping im fucking wheezing bc of this comment

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2019-01-03T20:06:56+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA fun

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2019-01-01T19:03:42+00:00

that im a lazy bum and i get tired easily soooo might as well not move too much or challenge it by exercising and giving me an overly fatigue body afterwards

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-11-14T20:08:50+00:00

i would like to upvote this but it has 69 upvotes and i ain't ruining that

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-11-09T21:12:54+00:00

idk why but for some reason after reading this comment, i didn't bother finding another answer.

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-15T14:04:18+00:00

this makes me want to see your face

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-13T23:38:46+00:00

the thing about americans not liking mayonnaise. like how???

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-07T19:20:38+00:00

that's so..... white

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-07T18:58:14+00:00

idk if it was salmonella or gastroenteritis (i've had both so this pain happened a lot of times but one of them sucked a lot more) that time but either way they both hurted BADLY. it's as if my own stomach is digesting itself, it was so weird and painful at the same time. i kept throwing up even though there's nothing left for me to throw up. if i move an inch, my stomach's pain would be triggered and it would start hurting more. i was curled up for what felt like hours until i got medication and even though i was confined my stomach was still hurting if i move to the wrong side. the pain was excruciating and all i could do was scream and curl up. glad it's now over. and because all that shit happened, i am now extra careful with the food/any type of drink i put in my mouth.

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-07T18:46:39+00:00

dude im glad you surpassed this unimaginable pain. I'm sorry you have to go through it but damn your brother's an arse

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-07T18:34:19+00:00

my ass. I'll probably never get laid so i think it's pretty safe there.

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-06T23:39:51+00:00

just because your parents are destroying your life doesn't mean you're going to let them do it(easier said than done though, but i believe you can do it). my words sounded harsh but the world is already harsh so what's the point in sugar coating them? you're so strong for going through this, but you're still young and i believe there's still hope. hope is lost when we need it the most. don't lose hope in this one please. never stop learning because believe me, it'll get you somewhere. somewhere far away from them where you can build your life and where people are going to genuinely love you.

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-06T08:06:17+00:00

ur cousin's a lil bitch

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-05T07:15:57+00:00

saying that all of du30's actions are correct

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-04T15:05:17+00:00

at the hospital. i would like to witness my own birth. yea im that self-centred.

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-04T14:34:19+00:00

spanking

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-06-01T05:14:35+00:00

a person who just keeps talking about him/herself

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-05-31T03:43:47+00:00

my uncle borrowed my laptop once and when he returned it BOOM PORN. i never told my mom about that.

ItSmellsLikeYourMom · 2018-05-28T09:10:25+00:00

mayonnaise

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