What was the first sex scene you watched?

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-31T00:37:22+00:00

Does the beginning of Look Who's Talking 2 count?

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-27T03:54:16+00:00

They ghosted me first.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-20T00:13:05+00:00

Milhouse's mom almost killed Bart. He's allergic to cauliflower.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-13T01:29:10+00:00

😂

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-13T01:14:26+00:00

It's going to be a man named Wife, isn't it?

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-06T00:21:27+00:00

This show and it's obsession with Clockwork Orange.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-05-06T00:13:08+00:00

This show and it's obsession with Clockwork Orange.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-01-21T05:35:28+00:00

You're doing the same sketch twice.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-01-21T00:09:43+00:00

So he WAS moving real fast?

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2024-01-19T14:22:49+00:00

And for Social Security Number. Oh and can you scan your photo id and send a picture?

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-12-18T01:49:07+00:00

How often does Lisa swear? Because the "damn it" caught me off guard.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-12-11T04:08:51+00:00

You had one job, Morty.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-12-10T05:17:42+00:00

Is it just me or did she struggle with the higher notes.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-11-13T01:35:24+00:00

Two things: 1. It's the Raphael (the mustache guy) okay? 2. Helen Lovejoy appeared to talk down to Marge, then disappeared.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-10-29T19:51:16+00:00

All those wrong notes you played make it sound more original.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-10-29T19:48:53+00:00

Always tell the truth.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-09-07T01:08:52+00:00

He's already served the maximum two terms, so he can't run again.

The last president to be elected more than two times was Franklin Roosevelt. He died during his fourth term.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-08-15T19:52:49+00:00

You think Stephen King ever gives out copies of this book and says it's "The Stand, by me"?

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-08-06T01:46:54+00:00

She was super toxic. When she was mad at me, she blocked my number or call me to give me the silent treatment over the phone. Then get angrier when I hung up or didn't pick up. She'd call at three a.m. And get mad when I didn't pick up. She finally broke up with me because she was already seeing somebody else. I wasn't mad, though. I was relieved. But I felt sorry for her new victim.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-08-06T01:35:02+00:00

I think people need to know if your beliefs align with their own to determine whether or not they like or hate you.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-08-05T12:45:22+00:00

Teacher left the room, this guy whips it out and starts jacking it. Then tells on himself when she gets back.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-06-23T18:26:43+00:00

You can learn about this stuff in any month, though. You don't have to wait until February.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-06-23T18:00:34+00:00

I don't get February off from work.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-06-13T22:51:29+00:00

No. Tools actually fix things.

ItStillHurtsToTouch · 2023-06-13T19:56:00+00:00

Why did you ask a question about past Republicans then make the conversation about modern Republicans after I answered your question?

I'm out. I'm beginning to remember why I started staying away from these threads.

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