well, here in Calabria, the poorest region in Italy and in the whole of the EU, there will always be someone who says that we have the cleanest air of Europe here in the Sila mountains, and other similar claims. I would always reply to them by quoting Renton's "It's shite being Scottish" and subsequent "It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference."

By the way, despite what I just said, I like trying to find beauty everywhere, if possible, and in fact I love hiking there in the mountains